Deku gets cheated on, he moves to an undisclosed city in America, makes new friends, and hijinks ensue.
This is a work of SATIRE. I am making fun of a large trope/genre on Wattpad that I've read too much of. I have an entire disclaimer chapter, but...
Sebastian led me inside where I saw two people. Neither of them I recognized at first, and it seemed like the one with green hair shared my sentiment. The other... well...
"Daddy!"
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"Son. It's been a while," he said, his face completely stagnant. "This is your twin sister Izumi."
"Since when did I have a twin sister?" I asked.
"You two were separated when I had to travel overseas for work. And speaking of work..."
"Ooh, are you gonna tell me what your oh-so elusive job is?"
"I'm the biggest CEO in the entire world. I'm surprised you didn't know."
I gasped. "So... that means... we're rich?"
"Yes. Now, Sebastian, would you mind giving my son a tour of the house?"
"Of course, master."
foyer
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kitchen
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dining room
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gaming room
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indoor pool
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outdoor pool
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izuku's room
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movie theater
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garage
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A/N: Swanky Rich Person House™ is a running joke I have with the bingo sheet. It's become a sort of second Free Space since in like 95% of the fics of this nature I read, Deku lives in a whole mansion, sometimes with no explanation on how his family got that sort of money. And I tried to make the images not even look like they came from the same house. If you try to map out this house, you will probably get an aneurysm. Also, "god damn white hair red eyes marie antoinette syndrome albino hisashi midoriya" is another running joke, albeit a less recurring one.
PSA from 500 Moths In A Trench Coat: PLEASE DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL IF YOU ARE UNDER THE LEGAL AGE (depends on the country, but I live in the US, so 21 is the legal drinking age). IT CAN IMPAIR BRAIN DEVELOPMENT AND CAUSE YOU TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS, WHICH CAN LEAD TO INJURY AND/OR DEATH. AND IF YOU THINK I'M BEING PREACHY, FUCK YOU, I CARE ABOUT PEOPLES' LIVES AND WELL-BEING.
