Deku gets cheated on, he moves to an undisclosed city in America, makes new friends, and hijinks ensue.
This is a work of SATIRE. I am making fun of a large trope/genre on Wattpad that I've read too much of. I have an entire disclaimer chapter, but...
8 hours later, I was in America! I got off the plane and was greeted by a handsome man in a dark suit.
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"Hello, young master," he said in a smooth voice. "My name is Sebastian. I'm your father's butler. You must be his son, yes?"
"Who else would I be?"
"I'd take that as a yes. Now, follow me. The limousine is parked out front."
Limousine? I followed Sebastian to the outside of the airport. Sure enough, there was a whole-ass limo parked outside.
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I got in the back. It was like an entire party bus in the back, complete with a bar. And who cares if I drink a little? I'm 16 years old, for fuck's sake. I have a life.
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(Time skip)
We pulled up at my dad's house and... it was an entire MANSION. I would need a GPS just to find my way to the bathroom. Perfectly suited to my tastes.
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