deathpact again group chat🤯🤯🤭

more members?

06/26/2023

warning, broskies!! lightning's gonna make a dirty joke. other than that, enjoy!! -Ted
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Lightning and Tree are now online.

Tree: I just realized; there's five of us left competing.

Remote is now online.

Remote: No shit.

Lightning: you don't need to talk broski, you're already eliminated

Black Hole is now online.

Black Hole: What's this talk about eliminations? Are we getting eliminated? Am I getting eliminated? Damn, I never realized I was overrated.

Tree: No, dickhole. (No offense to you, BH. It's just a way friends call eachother.) I was just talking about how I just realized that there's five of us left in competing.

Lightning: what are we gonna do about it?

Remote: ..Add new members?

Black Hole: That's impossible. You know some objects think that the idea of preventing death is boring and stupid. No offense to Bottle. I'm not aiming at Bottle. If I did, Tree would hate my guts. She's a nice girl.

Tree: Black holes don't have guts.

Black Hole: Y'know.. stuff.

Tree: Alright team. What are.. other ideas that we should all know?

Tree: ..Lightning?

Lightning: what remote said

Tree: Yeah, but BH might be correct. Some bitches think preventing death is stupid.

Fanny, Marker and Pie are now online.

Marker: pizza

Fanny: I HATE IT WHEN I'M THE ONLY GIRL COMPETING

Pie: damn

Tree: Now what? What we doing, team? We can't just sit around and chill and pretend that our team will be the first to go out. We need new members.

Black Hole: Yeah but like, what I said.

Tree: Maybe we should stop.. preventing death?

Remote: That's kinda funny coming from you, you literally stole, killed a funny ass plant, did terrible shit, etc.

Tree: I did all that for a reason.

Lightning: so.. if we should stop preventing death, then why don't we let them die?

Tree: Yes. Let them die. Except for the objects I love and care about. Like my girlfriend.

Marker: whta about your ex

Tree: FUCK MY EX. I HATE THAT DICK.

Fanny: I HATE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Hole: Damn bro you still can't move on?

Tree: I've moved on, BH. I just keep on seeing that dick everywhere. I think that hoe's tryna make me feel jealous. He makes me go crazy, you know?

Fanny: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL BITCH ASS!!!! FUCK EXES AND THEY TRYNA MAKE ME JELLY????!!!!! I WISH I COULD SEE THAT DICKHOLE SUFFER!!!

Tree: Are you gonna make a hate speech about your ex again?