06/05/2023
totally
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Black Hole is now online.
Black Hole: Guys I have something to say.
Lightning, Remote, and Tree are now online.
Tree: What?
Lightning: did you accidentally suck up an object again?
Black Hole: No, man. I have something really important to say.
Remote: Just tell us. We won't laugh.
Black Hole: I think I want to marry a nice rich man in the future.
Tree: Dude. That makes you gay.
Black Hole: Exactly.
Fanny is now online.
Fanny: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GAY
Tree: I do too. Black Hole it's completely fine to be gay. In fact, I'm very proud of you.
Marker and Pie are now online.
Pie: did I miss anything?
Black Hole: I'm gay.
Marker: cool!!!!!!
Remote: Who are you gay for?
Black Hole: Men, obviously.
Remote: Be specific
Black Hole: Nice rich men. See above. Also I'm not a gold digging bitch, I just like it when they're like that.
Tree: So you're really, officially gay?
Black Hole: Yes, dude.
Lightning: guys! what if we could like,, reveal our sexualities!! that would be so fucking cool!!!!!
Remote: I'm straight. And I support gay objects.
Tree: Both. Men and women.
Lightning: gay
Fanny: I'M NOT SURE I'M STILL QUESTIONING
Tree: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Fanny: WE BROKE UP, SADLY
Tree: Then get back together.
Fanny: IT'S FUCKING HARD TO DO IT
Pie: let's give Fanny love advice
Fanny: WHAT NO
Marker: love💞❤♥️💞♥️💞💟💕
Tree: I agree. I'm all about love.
Black Hole: I'm still new to the love thing, but sure.
Fanny: REMOTE?? REMOTE DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
Remote: Love. I really love.. love. It's a good thing that we're all teaching you how to love objects.
Fanny: LIGHTNING YOU'RE THE ONLY OBJECT I HAVE LEFT. DON'T SCREW THIS UP FOR ME YOU ELECTRIC BITCH
Lightning: love heals, bro. when we love someone our brokenness heals. it turns you to a whole new different object, man. from hating to loving objects!! we could talk about love all day.
Fanny: STOP GIVING ME LOVE ADVICE
Tree: No.
Tree: I used to be a dick back in college. Until I learned about love. I turned into a different object since then.
Tree: And now it's your turn to change.
Fanny is now offline.
Tree: That won't work, Fanny. We can still talk to you. We're going inside your room.
Black Hole: I love being gay.
Lightning: same
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