05/16/2023
Ted's at it again!! Enjoy.
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Black Hole is now online.
Black Hole: Anyone done with their work things?
Tree and Marker are now online.
Marker: yippee!!
Tree: Yeah, I have.
Lightning is now online.
Lightning: Tree help us on the files bbg
Tree: I'm already done with the files, Lightning. I solo-ed it.
Tree: Also please stop calling me bbg. I have a girlfriend.
Lightning: but🥺🥺
Marker: 😝
Tree: I told you not to use that emoji again.
Remote and Fanny are now online.
Tree: This is gonna be exactly like hell.
Remote: Tf did we do to you man??
Fanny: FUCK THIS SHIT!! AGHGHGGHDHDHFKJAIAJW
Tree: What kind of bitch goes around saying AGHGHGGHDHFKJAIAJW?
Lightning: dude please help us with the files Tree 🥺🤯
Tree: Just let me hang out with my FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
Fanny: BITCH YOUR GIRL DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU
Black Hole: No man, she absolutely LOVES Tree. Even if he's a dickhole.
Marker: fafa
Pie is now online.
Pie: wjat is fafa
Marker: fafa🤯
Lightning: Tree the files!!
Tree: I don't care.
Lightning: shut up and be a good boy, maybe your gf would love you if you did
Tree: Shut up, shorty.
Lightning: shut up plant
Tree: Take that back and shove it up your fucking asshole.
Pie: this is getting interesting
Fanny: BYE BITCHES I NEVER EVEN LIKED THIS TEAM
Remote: What? Why not?
Fanny has left the group.
Black Hole added Fanny to the group.
Black Hole: Can you not? Thanks.
Remote: Drama
Tree: Permission to be with my girlfriend for a while?
Black Hole: What about the files?
Tree: I solo-ed the files.
Remote: What? Why?
Tree: I'd rather do it on my own.
Lightning: nuh uh man, Two said we should all participate in checking the files
Lightning: teamwork!!
Tree: Yeah? Well I carried the whole team.
Marker: i bring happiness to the team :D
Tree: Yeah, that is true.
Lightning: i'm like the light of this team
Black Hole: Is this some sort of pun
Lightning: yeah man!!
Pie: no cause lightning does have a point. lightning is literally the light, while tree is literally the darkness
Tree: Fuck off.
Black Hole: Imagine waking up feeling like a piece of shit, so you go back to sleep to not feel like a piece of shit, but while you sleep you still feel like shit but then you remember you are a piece of shit? Does anyone ever feel that?
Tree: I think you need therapy.
Black Hole: We.
Tree: You're still paying for my therapy, BH.
Lightning: wait brb just gonna talk to my bf
Tree: Well why don't you let me talk to MY girl?
Lightning: what's so good about your girl anyway? not tryna be mean
Tree: She likes hugs, and she still loves me even if I'm a dick. Very sweet. Thinks I look hot with my glasses on.
Lightning is now offline.
Black Hole: But you do.
Black Hole: I'm not gay, though. Still questioning.
Tree: I might as well set you up on a blind date.
Black Hole: I don't want to go on a blind date.
Pie: its worth trying, bh
Pie: i mean, its probably a good way to get girls/boys
Black Hole: That's the thing. I'm bad at getting girls.
Remote: Then get men.
Tree: Bye bitches I'm going to talk to my girlfriend.
Tree: Expect me being online tomorrow.
Tree is now offline.
Black Hole is now offline.
Lightning is now online.
Lightning: and expect me being online right now!!
Remote: Lightning check pms.
Lightning: what why
Pie: mc
Lightning: yeah sure just give me a while
Lightning, Pie and Remote are now offline.
now expect a part 2 you guys!! -me
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