Korean Jesus

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Shadis: HEY
STOP FUCKING WITH KOREAN JESUS
HE AINT GOT TIME FO YO PROBLAMS
HE BUSY
WITH KOREAN SHIT

Charlotte: I'm offended

Me: shhhh join the freckles

Charlotte: ...

Me: what you get to be with freckled jesus and freckled satan and you can be...
Freckled bagel

Charlotte: I don't get that

Me: I'm Su dissapoint ;-;

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Erwin: -speaking to the trainees about to join a division- AND THATS IT FOLKS, THATS THE END OF THE SHOW! DID YOU ENJOY THE SHOW!?

-silence-

Erwin: GREAT, THANKS A LOT! GOOD NIGHT!

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Pixis: Your drunk grandfather will never be as cool as this

Me: ...
My grandfathers never got drunk

Pixis: 95% of the time I don't know what the fahk im talking about

Me: oh ok

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Me: Amy say hi

Amy: no

Eren: ;-; rude

Amy: da rude

Me: kept it sassy

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Amy: your not revising either

Me: pfft totalllyyyy
Well actually my maths commit suicide
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Goodbye

-goes to Attack on Titan land-

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A girl just read like the last one

Fuck you eve
Just kidding
Don't kill me

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