BIRBY: Exactly
BIRBY: Also, with the dildo order
Aizu: Yes?
BIRBY: They have exploding sperm confetti
BIRBY: I added it to the package
Aizu: That's immaculate
BroccoliBrother: His face is gonna be hilarious
Aizu: Would it be wrong to ask
Aizu: our wonderous RatGod
Aizu: to have fun with the heroes
Aizu: ringtones?
BroccoliBrother: Running at the speed of
BroccoliBrother: light to go ask
BIRBY: You are downright evil
Aizu: Thank you!
BIRBY: Any time
...
BroccoliBrother: He said yes!
Aizu: When is he gonna do it?
BroccoliBrother: ...
BIRBY: Right now?
BroccoliBrother: Right now.
Aizu: Guess it's time to hop on over
Aizu: to the main chat
BIRBY: Izu, I'll send you the stuff once I get it
BroccoliBrother: Gotcha!
UA Staff & Others:
Vlampire: Why are all of my ringtones
Vlampire: set to autotune screams from
Vlampire: my class?
GoodFood: ...Because you changed them?
Vlampire: I never changed them though-
SharpShooter: You probably got drunk?
BIRBY: HAH-
Vlampire: I adamantly stay away from my phone
Vlampire: when intoxicated so this shit doesn't
Vlampire: happen
BobTheBuilder: Got no idea then
Aizu: What shit did you pull for you to have
Aizu: to think about staying away from your
Aizu: phone while drunk?-
Vlampire: I don't wanna talk about it-
Dadzawa: Why are all of my ringtones
Dadzawa: my class and Mic screaming
Dadzawa: like idiots.
Vlampire: Join the club
BroccoliBrother: Am I in there?
Dadzawa: Unfortunately
BroccoliBrother: :')
DadMic: Don't worry kiddo! We're there together!
BroccoliBrother: ^. ^
MomNight: That was cute
MomNight: Skill issue on the ringtones though
SharpShooter: Did someone mess with each
SharpShooter: of your phones? Maybe your kids?
BroccoliBrother: Not it
Vlampire: I don't know check your ringtone
SharpShooter: ...
Vlampire: What?
BIRBY: Do tell
SharpShooter: All of mine are someone
SharpShooter: saying 'pew pew' in different tones
Aizu: I'm dead lmao
Vlampire: Classy.
SharpShooter: I didn't do that
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
