War over Candies

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'Hey Edd! Look what i just stole at one of the kids!' Shows bag of candies 'Oh im not into sweets' Edd said to Matt as he shrugs 'Just letting you know if ya want some' Matt goes to the sofa as Tord and Tom camed in fast and happy

'Candies?' Tord and Tom said in synch as they eyed at eachother mad 'Uh oh' Matt said as the Tom pushed Tord then grabbed the bag of candies as Matt gasps 'Heeey! my candies!' Tord got up glaring at Tom 'SHARE SOME YOU JEHOVAH!' 'NEVER YOU COMMIE'

Tom ran outside as Tord followed him running angrily 'Are you gonna stop them Edd?' Edd sighed defeated 'Nope. Im tired of this' Edd sits beside Matt as they watched tv, meanwhile Tom and Tord is glaring at eachother as they walk in circle still glaring

'Come on Jehovah! We're friends right?' Tom scoffs as he grabbed one candy then opens it 'Yeah right. Fuck you' Tom eats the candy smiling at Tord as Tord made his hands fists 'MmmMmMMM~ So taaasty, and im not sharing with an ugly bastard like y-'

Tom felt a throw on the forehead causing the bag of candies to fall as he held his forehead groaning, he looked down to see the bag of candy gone then looks at Tord to see him ravishingly eating it like a rabid dog 'YOU MOTHERFUCKER' 'YOU WERE TEASING FIRST, IM GONNA EAT ALL OF THESE'

They continued to fight while eating the candies as this continued in 2 hours. Edd got up from the couch going outside to see the tree burning, grass and dirt everywhere as his head starts to boil, he walks up to tord then grabs him by the hair

'OW EDD!-' Edd karate chopped the neck fastly as he let go of Tord as Tord layed still on the ground of grass, Edd looked at Tom as Tom shrieked 'M-me and Tord will clean this mess!' Edd walked up to Tom slowly as Tom screamed out that caught Edd's attention

'WE'LL BUY YOU COKE FOR A WEEK!' Edd smiled happily then hugged Tom 'YAAAY! Thank you Tom!' Edd let go of Tom then glared at him with a blank voice and eyes 'Promise?' Tom nodded fast while sweating as Edd smiled 'Okay!'

Edd went back to the house as Tom eyed the last piece of candy '...Eheheheheheh' He ate the last piece of candy then flipped Tord off

-THE END-

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