Sonic cast react to DBZ Abridged - Part 2

Freeza Burn

Krillin: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release. Whew! Alright, how was that?

"Welp baldy's dead." Scourge deadpans.

A buzzing sound is heard.

Lanipator: That was perfect Krillin. Uh, don't worry about your check. We'll send it to your next of kin.

Krillin: What?

"I think Popo's prediction on Krillin is about to come true." Amy said, worried.

We open with Goku getting knocked down to the ground.

Gohan: That last attack drained all of his energy. We gotta help him!

Krillin: You're right, Gohan. It's time to get in there and throw down!

Knux raised a brow with a doubtful look. "Oh really?"

Gohan: Really, Krillin?

Krillin: Ha-ha! F**k no!

"Thought so."

"At least the fool is learning his place." Infinite said. "He wouldn't last a second." 

Season 2 Opening Sequence

We then see Goku getting knocked by a lake, his head falling into the water. Frieza is seen approaching Goku as the latter gets up and starts coughing and sputtering before Frieza grabs him by the undershirt.

Frieza: Now what do you have to say for yourself, monkey?

Goku coughs up water on Frieza's face, who proceeds to kick Goku repeatedly on the ground after a brief pause.

Goku: Oh! Yike! Ugh! Ah! Ow! Sonofa!...

"Wow... Frieza is easily angered." Sonia said, flinching.

"If someone were to spit on your face, you would be angered too." Knuckles points out.

We then come to King Kai's planet.

Yamcha: You know what? This is totally bogus.

Tien: I'm going to do my best to ignore that you just used the word "bogus".

Yamcha: King Kai hasn't taught us crap since we got here! And what's worse, Piccolo didn't even have to train with us. He just sat and meditated all the time.

"Sounds like a good way to train." Silver said, thinking.

"Not to mention Piccolo being brought back is more effective in the long run." Blaze said, nodding.

Tien: You're just jealous.

Yamcha: No I'm not-- Okay, a little.

"Figures of someone being jealous of someone having an easier time." Vector said.

Recoome: (faintly in the distance) Recoome...

"Oh Jesus no..." Knux groaned, recognizing that voice.

Chiaotzu: Hey, do you guys hear that?

Recoome: (now more loudly) DIVE!

"And here I thought they would be gone forever." Scourge groused, not liking the return of the Ginyu Force.

Recoome crashes head first into the planet.

Recoome: (muffled) Hello.

Bojack: Yargh!