Burter: (reading the disclaimer extremely quickly) The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release. Yes! Best time!
Sonic shook his head. "He's taking this speed thing way too seriously."
Shadow glanced at him. "This coming from the 'fastest thing alive'."
The blue blur shrugs.
We open with Goku flying in the sky, finally arriving on Planet Namek.
Goku: Finally, I'm on Planet Namek.
"Took your sweet time." Amy retorted.
"Relax, Amy. Goku did his best to arrive on time." Tails pointed out.
"Just like last time??"
"...He was dead."
"...Oh."
Krillin: (in distance) Help uuuuussssss!
Goku: So serene.
"Errr, Goku, your best friend is calling out for help." Silver said, confused about why the Saiyan hero isn't responding to his friend's call.
Krillin: (in distance) Oh, God, he's killing us! Heeeeeelp!
Goku: I think I hear a duck. But this far out in space? That doesn't make any sense!
"Maybe it's because it's not a duck." Blaze deadpans.
Krillin: (in distance) Quaaaaaaaack...
Goku: Oh, no! That sounds like Krillin! Imma comin'! (powers up to Kaio-ken).
Most of the audience just facepalmed.
"SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" Opening Sequence
It then shows Burter's face on the screen along with an ad on Team Four Star soda and Spacey's, accompanied by an announcer speaking in Japanese.
"Was that even necessary?" Knux questioned.
"Don't question it." Rebel intervened.
We open at Frieza's ship where Frieza was upset over possibly losing his wish.
Frieza: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way in because everybody's inbred and LOOKS THE F**KING SAME! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!
"Damn, Frieza sounds upset." Sonic said, surprised.
Knuckles rolled his eyes. "What did you expect??"
Captain Ginyu: Lord Frieza...
Frieza: WHAT?!
Captain Ginyu: There may still be a few holed up somewhere. Perhaps you should check your scouter.
"He should've done that sooner." Tails muttered. "Frieza doesn't know that the Dragon Balls become inert when all the Namekions are gone, or at least the one who created and powers them is gone."
"Just like with Piccolo." Tails added.
Frieza pauses for a brief moment and then checks his scouter.
Frieza: Well, would you look at that? Three in that direction. (gets in his bubble car) Good work, Ginyu.
Captain Ginyu: All in a day's work sir.
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Sonic cast react to DBZ Abridged - Part 2
ActionThe Sonic characters are now reacting to the second season of Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
