Fear the Arrival!! Salute, Ginyu Force!!

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Guldo: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"Who's that??" Tails asked, not recognizing the voice reading the disclaimer.

"That's Guldo. He's one of the members of the Ginyu Force." Andy answered.

"His voice sounds weird." Sonic said.

"Faker, every single person in this damn show is weird." Shadow retorted.

We open with the Ginyu Force's space pods slowly opening up with the Ginyu Force flying up in front of Frieza.

Captain Ginyu: Men, Introductions. (does a pose) Ginyu!

Jeice: (poses) Jeice!

Burter: (poses) Burter!

Guldo: (poses) Guldo!

Recoome: (poses) Recoome!

Captain Ginyu: And together, we are...

"SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" Opening Sequence

We come to just after that indicating they performed that whole opening now with a short silence as the Ginyu Force holds their pose in Front of Frieza.

Silver blinked in confusion. "Ummm... what did we just witness??"

"I have no idea, but I kinda like it." Manic said

Frieza: (thinking) Sure is Zarbon in here...

"So long as their speeches aren't innuendos a lot we'll be fine." Nlaze said, sighing.

Captain Ginyu: Lord Frieza, thank you for this chance to serve you.

Recoome: (as rock music plays as he talks) AND BUST SOME HEADS!

"Hmm, looks like one of them is a pro wrestler." Knuckles stated.

Captain Ginyu: Quite. But before we go down to business, Jeice?

Jeice: Yes sir, cap'n. Here you go, Lord Frieza. The new up-to-date scouters.

"I see, well now they will be able to track power levels which means everyone is in trouble." Nine said.

"And they are probably a lot more accurate than the prior ones." Rebel said thinking

Frieza: Good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?

Captain Ginyu: Yes, sir. (presses a button on his scouter).

Frieza's scouter starts playing "F" by Maximum the Hormone with a text that reads "Incoming Call From: Ginyu"

Frieza: Glorious.

"Not going to lie, that is a pretty sweet ringtone." Sonic said smiling. "I want it as my ringtone." 

Frieza: Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.

Recoome: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta?

Burter: Little Veggie?

Guldo: What's a Dragon Ball?

"It's an orange ball with red stars on it." Knux said flatly.

Recoome: Recoome can't believe he had it in him.

Burter: I know, right?

Guldo: What's a Dragon Ball?

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