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"I wonder what's gonna be Jeice's misfortune in this show." Manic wondered.
Sonia giggled. "Probably getting punched in the face. Repeatedly."
We then come Guru's house recounting a story.
Guru: And so I tell him, "I don't care who you are! Now clean my jowls!"
"Metal, what is a-"
"Copy, I refuse to scan that."
Guru: And that was Nail's first day on the job.
Tails shuddered. "Sounds like a horrible first day for him."
Nail: Yes, sir... I remember, I was there. That also doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.
Guru: What were we talking about?
Nail: Yes, sir... I remember, I was there. That also doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.
Guru: What were we talking about?
Nail: That ungodly POWER headed our way! (shows Frieza flying his way to Guru's house).
Guru: Oh yeah... that.
"Shouldn't you be concerned??" Amy questioned, worried. "Frieza is on his way."
Nail: You know, perhaps you should give someone else that power-up. You remember, the one you gave the Earthlings?
Guru: You are correct. It is time for me to unlock your hidden powers... Dende.
Guru unlocks Dende's hidden potential.
Dende: Ahh, what the hell?!
"Wrong one, Guru." Silver pointed out, puzzled
Caroline shook her head. "I don't he cares."
Guru: And now, your power has been awakened.
Dende: I noticed!
Nail: Sir, I was referring to ME--!
Guru: Now listen to me, Dende. With these powers, you garner a huge responsibility. I need you to run as fast as you can to the Earthlin--
"He's sending the child to do something dangerous?" Thorn questioned, shock and disbelief.
"Seems like it." Prim replied, angrily.
Nail: Sir, he left you the moment after you gave him the power-up.
We see Dende flying away from a window.
"I'm surprised he didn't leave sooner." Gnarly mention.
Guru: That SLUT!
Most of the audience laughed.
"SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" Opening Sequence
We then come to Frieza's ship where Jeice is reporting to Ginyu what happened very panicked.
Jeice: Then out of nowhere, this stupid guy in this stupid outfit starts beating us up, and I lost me best mate, and--
Captain Ginyu: Jeice! You'll speak to me professionally and dutifully.
"He just lost his closest friend." Silver pointed. "It's understandable why he's in a panic."
Jeice: (now calm) Oh, um... Sorry, cap'n.
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Sonic cast react to DBZ Abridged - Part 2
ActionThe Sonic characters are now reacting to the second season of Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
