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Sonic chuckled. "This has to be the most funniest disclaimer I have ever heard."
We then open with Nail and Frieza arriving at a deserted area.
Nail: (removes his vest) This is my people's sacred battle ground.
"How can you tell this is the battle ground?" Tails asked, confused. "Doesn't the landscape look the same."
Frieza: We flew over an hour for this? It looks exactly the same as everywhere else on this godforsaken rock!
Nail: Hmph. Racist.
"Probably but Frieza does bring up a point." Nine said thinking.
Frieza: Well, maybe so... but I can't quite be a racist against a race that doesn't exist. Like the Clorfors. Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money... Blew those little bastards up is what I did.
"Isn't that a bit extreme?" Amy questioned, shocked.
"Maybe but I can understand removing them." Shadow replied, shrugging.
Nail: HYAAAAAH!
Nail does a karate chop at Frieza's neck... which has no effect on the tyrant.
"Frieza has to be the first villain to let himself wide open for his opponent to strike... only to be unfazed." Knux said, surprised.
"This lets you know that he's on a different scale of power level." Rebel stated.
Frieza: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know we were starting. Here, allow me.
Frieza grabs Nail's arm and rips it off.
Nail: AAAAAAAH!
"Oh geez!" Tails exclaimed, surprised.
Rosy giggled cheerfully. "Wonderful!"
Frieza: Looks like someone's going to be missing this! (drops Nail's severed arm).
Nail: No, not really.
Frieza: Hm?
"Oh that's right, Frieza doesn't know about Namekian's regenerative abilities." Silver said realizing.
"This will be both good and bad for Nail." Blaze mention, concerned.
Nail: HRRRAAAAAH! (regenerates his arm).
Frieza: Ooh, that looks like it hurts a lot. Are you okay?
"Your concern is very touching, Frieza." Marine sarcastically deadpans.
Nail: I'm fine...!
Frieza: Good to know. Yoink! (rips off Nail's arm again).
Nail: URRRGG...
Thorn's face was turning green. "Oh god..."
Prim cringed. "Frieza is playing a game that Nail is losing."
Season 2 Opening Sequence
"Back to the old intro, nice to see it again." Sonia said, smiling.
We now come to Frieza's ship, where Goku is placed inside a healing tank.
Gohan: So, what exactly is this?
Vegeta: It's a healing tank. This will bring the idiot back to full strength.
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Sonic cast react to DBZ Abridged - Part 2
ActionThe Sonic characters are now reacting to the second season of Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
