The Stick of Truth

First Summon, Gas-Mask, and Drug Dealers, oh my!

You guys 'member when in the last chapter I said how this game would be a full Final Fantasy rip-off if I can summon in the future something?

Well, guess what happened?

At first, me and Leo just enter City Wok, because I got the munchies and wanted to check out the noodle soups of this place.

Somehow we got robbed into beating up a lot of little Mongolian kids in the Tower of Peace since the parents of them have conquered Mr. Kim, the owner of City Wok, the week before.

Then we had to beat up the parents.

I admit I felt kind of like Mulan doing this.

Also, I got a new kickass bow.

Yet, how in the name of Isis, is the whole city involved in the whole LARPing these kids here do?

Anyway, for beating up all the Mongolians, Mr. Kim not only became my Facebook friend, but he also gave me a little Gong so I can call him to beat up my enemies.

Besides bosses.

Since they are too tough.

Again, I ask how this works?

I think I have just to try it, then I will see.

South Park is the weirdest town I ever lived and I have a feeling I haven't even seen the weirdest shit yet!

After this little adventure, we finally reach Jimbo's Gun. Behind the counter is a tall chubby man in hunter gear and a shorter guy with sunglasses, who only has one arm.

These two make just only for the looks an interesting duo.

"Well hello there Jimbo and Ned!", greets Leo cheerfully.

I give them a nod.

"Afternoon gentlemen."

"Well! What brings you here today? Business or pleasure? Or vengeance?", ask the chubby guy, which Leo whispers is Jimbo.

"Sweet, sweet vengeance!", I answer with a maniac chuckle, which only seems to disturb Leo.

Jimbo and Ned just grin.

"You've come to the right place.", tells me Ned, speaking into a voice box.

He sounds like a robot!

If he had the voice of the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future I would have been sooooo happy. Then again I'm not currently playing a children's card game and trying to attack someone with Obelisk the Tormenter.

Torment.

"Howdy there!", Jimbo's voice shakes me of my thought. "Haven't seen you before. You must be the new kid that moved to town - and you're into huntin', huh?! Well, my boy, you've come to the right place!"

Again, I'm currently Link, but again someone doesn't see I'm not a boy. Or my cosplay is more than amazing, or there is something in the water that makes the people here stupid.

Well nearly everyone.

I try to correct Jimbo, but against his talking like a raging river, I can't get a word out.

I only get that he has something against Democrats, wants to sell me a book about hunting here in South Park and oh, he can sell some weapons to me.

At this, my eyes check the counter before us and I see it.

A beautiful katana.

Oh hell yeah, time to get my Demon Slayer game on!

"I want a gas mask, this beautiful Katana, and sure give me this hunting book.", I tell Jimbo.