*two months later*
Gay Myth Nerd: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit
Gay Myth Nerd: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Gay Myth Nerd: Orange.
*Is Tall*: U really felt the urge to tell us this right after lunch? *looks fed up with you* 😑
Gay Myth Nerd: Yeah
NRKHIM: HSPDYKWTM?! 🤯🤯💥💥🤯🤯
SandGuardian: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
NRKHIM: 😢
SandGuardian: Oops, sorry Sausage. Grian stole my phone. It's kinda true though, to be honest.
Festus: Ur @ Grians?
SandGuardian: Yeah.
Festus: Tell him I said hi 👋
SandGuardian: Will do 👍.
Gay Myth Nerd: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
MoonyTunes: 🍓Omg Pix used an emoji!
Gay Boi:✨ wow✨
Gay Boi: Dad's growing up 🥹
SandGuardian: Shush child.
seems_a_little_fishy: we're so proud of you :') :')
SandGuardian: SHUSH!!
gnome: Is no one gonna say anything about what Scott sent?
Gay Myth Nerd: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
seems_a_little_fishy: i'm worried about you
#1PeopleHater: this is normal
Festus: How?
Festus: He hasn't been like this like, ever
#1PeopleHater: Scott needs to stop fucking masking
Gay Myth Nerd: Idk wytb *innocently bats eyelashes*
#1PeopleHater: take your meds tomorrow.
#1PeopleHater: I know you skipped them today
Gay Myth Nerd: Whhhyyyyyyyy
MoonyTunes: 🥬
#1PeopleHater: take the fucking medicine. We have school tomorrow.
Gay Myth Nerd: Fine.
*one week later*
Gay Myth Nerd: XORNOTH I FORGOT MY FIDGETS
Gay Myth Nerd: I'M SORRY!!! I TRIED TO REMEMBER BUT I LEFT THEM AT HOME!!
Gay Myth Nerd: AND I'M AT JIMMY'S HOUSE RN AND NEED TO STIM BUT HE'S GONNA THINK I'M WEIRD!!
seems_a_little_fishy: Scott?
seems_a_little_fishy: this is the group chat
seems_a_little_fishy: SCOTT?!
Codfather: Lizze!! Smeryganycy!! Scott just ran out of the den! He looks upset!
gnome: Look at the messages, Jimmy.
#1PeopleHater: Don't fucking follow them. Let them be alone. I'll be over in ten.
Codfather: what's wrong with sScott?
Codfather: Xornoth?!
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Empires S1 Chatfic AU
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