The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Namekians

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Black Rose smiled. "That means everyone who was killed can be revived as well."

King Kai: I guess we should ask Yamcha what he thinks.

Yamcha: (inhales).

Piccolo: No one cares what Yamcha thinks! 

"Sorry, Yamcha." Batten chuckled.

"That's just sad." Tails said, feeling sorry for the earthling.

"This was around the time Yamcha's original voice actor left." Andy said.

"That's even sadder." Amy uttered, shaking her head.

Piccolo: (telepathically) Listen, if you wish me back, (out-loud) then that wishes Kami back. Then you can use THOSE Dragon Balls to wish these morons back.

Silver nodded. "Good plan, Piccolo."

Krillin: Which leaves us with two more wishes! Let's wish him to Namek!

Gohan: Wait, what?

Piccolo: Wait, what?

"Wait, what?" Most of the audience chorused shocked, that is the last person they need to put in unnecessary danger.

Krillin: Little Green, wish our friend Piccolo back to life, and then with our next wish, bring him to Namek!

Piccolo: Hold on a minute... (Porunga's eyes glowing) Don't do that! That is a terrible i... (gets transported to Planet Namek)...dea! (off-screen) AUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

"Well Piccolo, you are a main part of the story now, good luck." Sonic said, sweatdropping.

"He's gonna need it." Shadow plainly stated.

Dende: He is on Namek.

Gohan: Wait, where is he?

Dende: On Namek.

Piccolo: (to Krillin, off-screen) YOU DUMBASS!

Scourge nodded. "Exactly. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed."

"But still, another strong fighter will help them against Frieza." Sonic said with some thought.

Krillin: Why didn't it bring him here?

Dende: You must be specific.

Gohan: Oh, so it's a sort of monkey's paw. You have to be careful with the hubris in your wishes.

Piccolo: (off-screen) NERRRRRRD!!!

Manic laughed. "I miss that."

We then shift to Vegeta sleeping next to Goku inside the healing tank. Vegeta suddenly wakes up and gets up on his feet.

Vegeta: I have to pee!

Vegeta: (starts running but stops and looks out a window) Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... For the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...

"Uh, he's going to catch on." Tails said, worried that Vegeta is going to explode.

"Especially since Krillin told him how the Dragon Balls work." Amy said, concerned.

We then see an animation of an alarm clock appears in Vegeta's head, ringing when the big hand teaches twelve).

Vegeta: (realizes that the others have summoned Porunga without him) Oh, you MOTHERFU...

It shifts back to Gohan and Krillin.

Vegeta: (off-screen)...UCKERS!!!

Piccolo: (off-screen) OW, MY EARS!!!

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