Sonic cast react to DBZ Abridged - Part 2

The Good, The Bad, and The Purple

Captain Ginyu: Now, Jeice, back from the field. Full report.

Jeice: Well, see, at first it was going fine... but next thing we know, Guldo... well...

Captain Ginyu: Oh lord, he's dead, isn't he...?

Jeice: That he is, sir...

"Yep, he died shortly and pathetically." Scourge said.

Captain Ginyu: Well... in our line of work, our lives can be compromised at any moment. This is something we must live with. On the plus side, Burter owes me 50 Raditz.

"Oooooooo...." Tails said, wincing knowing what he meant.

Jeice: About that, cap'n... he's probably not gonna pay up.

Captain Ginyu: Really? He's usually such a good sport about that.

Jeice: Thing is, he's come down with a sudden case of death, sir.

Captain Ginyu: (sincerely upset) Oh... that's... wow. That's a rather hefty loss.

Sonic nodded. "You got that right."

Jeice: Yes, sir. He was a valued teammate. Strong, fast, and--

Captain Ginyu: And blue!

Jeice: Pardon, cap'n?

Captain Ginyu: Blue! And tall! And you're so red! And short! It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going!

"Actually, they do seem perfectly in sync for combat." Sails admitted.

"I feel that was the most thing he was broken up about." Nine added.

Jeice: (muttering) Not that short, cap'n.

Captain Ginyu: Oh, don't go all Vegeta on me. Now, where are we going to find another blue recruit? Perhaps Recoome knows someone.

Jeice: (lets out a disappointed sigh).

Captain Ginyu: He's dead too, isn't he...?

Jeice: Yeah...

"Well he's not here, so it should be obvious." Fiona said.

Captain Ginyu: Well, did he at least die with dignity?

Shows a shot of Recoome lying face down on the ground, his naked ass in the air. Buzzing flies are heard.

Manic chuckled. "Nope. He did not."

Jeice: Define "dignity", sir.

"Because the normal term is non-existent when it comes to Recoome." Espio said, thinking. "Meaning he had none when he died." 

Captain Ginyu: Uhhh... Well, Jeice, I believe the next step is obvious. We, as professionals, cannot allow this act to go unabated. We have a job to finish, and we shall see it through.

"Really?? Cause most would flee if half the team is defeated but guess you're more braver than we thought." Knuckles said.

Jeice: Yes, sir!

Captain Ginyu: Ginyu Force, away!

Captain Ginyu and Jeice fly off in the distance.

"Well, good luck to you both. You're gonna need it." Fiona deadpans.

We then come to our heroes (and Vegeta).

Goku: Sure is nice to see you guys again. But I sure can't help but feel that someone's missing.