The Transportalizer (Black Ink Demon X Agent Four)
someone's pov (woah sooooo mysteriouss totallllly not the demon right??? like we wouldnt use the same character twiiice right??::<LWED;>QW RIHGJRTEWRIGHT???????
heyyyy! im BACK BITCZHGDHES!!!~!1!!!1%1168171782*&78!&*!*(!! ITS YA BOI CORN!!!!!
what???? ur confuzzledeused? Well im corn! thats my naem! lmaooo my parents didnt love me XDDDD
well after i killed fat octo with stinky pinky dinky rinky tentacles and a robot that shoots giant rusty musty dusty crusty zesty bestie nasty robot fists and in the processess, Kill and Depresso, i came home.; depresso was dead but idc becusqz i raizsed him with the same amount of love and care as my parents did for me!!!!1!! (god im so amazing at parenting)
so i left the crime secne, on the news it said that some famuos lady named Kill died of death, coincidences (oh well) (lmao) (gone wrong) (cops called) (gone sexual) (he told mom) (sold wedding ring for diamon figet spinner!!!1!!)
so i plaeyd with my new figet spinnner and tried to ignore all the red-underlined misssspelledddd words in the text i was wtypinfg, but it was SO FUCKIMG ANNOYIN!!!
GOD WHY ARE THERE EMORE!!! (more*) FUCK THIS ALL! i opened myc omputer (GOD WHY THE RED LINES??>/???) and read a homeosuckokk
home suck
homesuck
homosuck
homestucl
(GOD WHY!!)
homestuck!!!! THERE!!!!!!1!!!
oo wats this? i saw a transportalizer and clicked it. INFINITE POWRE!!! (NOOOO DAMMIT!) (fine ill put up w/ the red lines...cause delicis taste...yes im a libra...terezi pyrope!! yeah!!!!!!) oh wait......its just a picture.......dammmmmmmmmmitttt!!!!!!!!~
later, i wen tto slep thinkiijn about a wish, to have a transportalizer..in the morning i had one!!!! yep, totally, wished for, it. 2totalliy didnt sneak out of my univers and stole onne...
so i appeareified a sipder gorl and a bubbley boi from my favrit gamess!!!! muffen and LA limk are here!
muffen was, like, "KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE" then i realized i didnt bring muffen and limk and i screwed up and brought 2 random dumbasses from under tables alternate univers. "oops" i sent them back and brang the right pepol.
"LIMK WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE"
"IDK MUFFEN!"
"WHY IS EVRYTHING SO SHITTY WE DONT EVEN HAV GRAMM>ER OR SPELING OR......THE RIGHT NAMESSS!!!!!! LIMK ISTG IF U SCREWED UP ON UR SONG OF TIME IMA SMACC U WITH MY CROCCC!!!!!!"
"u hav crocs???" i asked. "yes is this ur falt>??!!!?!?!" muffen asked. "yes" i said. "fuck you" muffen said. "oh you want to" i said. "screw u" muffen said" "oh u want to" i said. "ugh, u babbie poopfaceQ!!!" hse said.
i transportalized a random inklinkg boy next. he screamed at my ink color. "OH GOD A DEMON....WAIT WHERE THE FUCK AM I.....WHY IS EVRYTHIN SGO SHITTUYYY>>???"
"thats what i asked" said muffen. "me to" said limk.
but i wasd evelopijnbhng a huuuge cryu8iush (god dam the shittin gess of our crackfic writing style...crush*) on the aygent boyy! what tha fuk>>>>>???? im not gae???!! i knew that??!!!!! how can i lik a boi if im not gay...?? im only bi......how could thids hav posibly happensd???
(happy breaktime because the author has decided to stare at their ceiling contemplating life for 5 seconds)
(back to the story!)
i kissesssed the boi "what de fuq" he said "bro what! we just homies!!!" he said. "WHAT???!!?!??! i said "BRO! THATS WAEY TOO FAST! DONT RUSH OUR RELATSHONSHIPP!!!!!!!!!!1!!!""
"fuck dis im outta here" said muffen "me to" said limk "TAEEKE ME WIT YOU! MY HUSBAND'S A PSYCHOO!!" i said. "marriage?!" he said. "wtf man! i know u like to take things slow but this is a new low for u! only marriage??!?!?!"
*wtf look from muffen and limk* "ok soo were just gunna....leave....BUYEEEE-" they left...
"NOOOO!" i ran after them but they colsed the 'portalizer. then they clodsed the curtains. then they told everyone to leave the dream bubble theater and use like magic or some shit. when they like "wake up" or whatever it is they should be readign this as text on a screen or whatever like a dum hOOMAN- LMAOOOO THEY CANT JUMP UNIVERSES LMAOOAOOAOWKWNLAMAO- so anyway the homeosuck trolls left the dream buubbles. "bye" i said even though i had no idea what the fuck was going on anymore and neither did the autheor so uh- bUYE- (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT-...bye*)
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