Red vs Blue and the Corporal Season 1

Ep 8: Don't Ph34r The Reaper

Steve: SON OF A BITCH!

The other pair were just screaming as Simmons got off the ground. 

Grif: SON OF A BITCH!

Simmons: SON OF A BITCH!

Church noticed as he witnessed the whole scene unfold. 

Church: Son of a bitch!

Then the tank locked onto Steve as he was running away. 

Sheila: Firing main cannon.

Steve: Shit!

A tank round shot right passed him as the ground blew up around him.

Steve: I take it back! I hate tanks!

Sheila: Firing main cannon. 

Another explosion went off as the corporal just ran.

Steve: Dammit!

Sheila: Firing main cannon.

Tucker in the meantime caught up with Church. 

Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.

Church: No kidding thanks for the update Tucker.

The trio of reds were now hiding behind a rock as they took cover from the fire. Steve was pissed as he started mocking Grif. 

Steve: Hey, I have a great idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around behind of the rock

Sheila: Firing main cannon. *Explosion goes off and hits the rock.*

Steve: Great plan you idiot! Why the hell did I go through with your plan for fucks sake!?

Simmons: Um...I'd like to point out by the way that none of this was my fault, at all. 

Grif: Shut up!

The tank's HUD showed looked onto the rock but couldn't locate the tank. 

Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.

Her Crosshair's panned away as the tank turret moved to the left.

Where Church and Tucker were standing as Church was standing in the open looking down on the tank. 

Church: Hey, Tucker, look at this man- It's the rookie. And he brought the tank to scare off the reds!

Tucker: What? No way!

Church: Hey rookie! Good job man! Why didn't you tell that you knew how to drive a tank?

Sheila: New target acquired. *aiming at Church*

The HUD in Sheila showed her crosshairs slowly panning up to the cliffside where Church was.

Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!

Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me Church. What's going on man?

Sheila: *locking on Church* Target locked.

In the driver's seat, Caboose only sat and watched. 

Caboose: What?! No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice lady!

But it was inevitable. 

Sheila: Firing main cannon.

Then it dawned on them all. 

Caboose: Uh oh.

Tucker: Uh oh.

Church soon found out as he looked dead into the turrets' gun. 

Church: What?...Oh son of a bit-

Sheila fired and shot Church, sending him flying in the air. His body slammed the rock face as he then lands back on the ledge. 

Tucker: Holy Fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!

Steve saw it all from afar in just awe of it all. 

Steve: Woah...friendly fire.

Meanwhile with the Blues, Tucker was fuming with rage as he yelled at Caboose. 

Tucker: You shot Church! You team-killing fucktard! 

Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.

Church: Tucker!....T-Tucker!

Tucker went down as he knew Church was dying.

Tucker: Church! It's gonna be okay man!

Church: No. Ah...I'm not gonna make it. Tucker...There's something I need to tell you

Tucker: What is it?

Church: I just want you to know...I always hated you...I hated you the most.

Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick!

Church: Okay. Herk!...Bleah.....