Chapter 4 (Spring Broken)

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The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

"I love this song!" Blitzo poorly sang "Mustang Song" while driving

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles as M/N lies in the back of the van cramped because of his massive size. They drive into an old crowded parking lot before a pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

"Oh, shit! Fu-" Blitzo said before slamming onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzo said, pulling out a megaphone and yells into it.

"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" Blitzo yelled

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitzo said shocked

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"Blitz-o" Verosika said annoyed

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo said before falling and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

"...three Rings DOWN!" Blitzo continued

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Verosika said

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blitzo said angrily at Verosika.

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika said taking a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

"So, your sister says "Hi"." Verosika said smugly making Blitzo angrily step in front of Verosika.

"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzo said

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika said pointing down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..." Verosika said

"No way..." Loona said watching from the van

"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Verosika continued

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Blitzo shouted

"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..." Verosika said while removing her glasses

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitzo and Verosika said at the same time

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo said

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika said flipping him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

Blitzo follows Verosika.

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