A Boy Named Christophe

『8』

(Any chapters from here on out are based on random episodes. Yes the episodes will be out of order, but the plot will not be. So ye)

A month has passed and it's been hectic. By hectic I mean Eric just had gotten 1 million dollars. Cause his grandma died. Well according to Kyle that is what I was told.

Kyle brings over his ring for his hemorrhoid. Yes he has one. Poor dude.

Stan and Christophe sit down as I search for the TV remote.

"Aha! " I say as I turn on the TV.

"I'm here with Cartmanland" a reporter says as Christophe almost falls off of the couch.

"I THOUGHT ZIS NAME WAS ERIC!? PLEASE NO! NOT CARTMAN! NOOO" he yells as he curls up into a ball on the floor. Eric bought himself an amusement park. Dumb shit.

"And you four can't come either! Yes I'm talking to you Y/n, Christophe, Stan and Kyle" Eric says as I pry Christophe off of the floor.

He tries to dig his nails into the carpet and hisses.

"I could get ya on a leash" I say as he immediately stands up.

Stan gets the most crazy idea to sneak into the park.

We are now standing at the fence as Christophe pulls out his View-Master and uses it.

I just look at him for a whole second.

"Babe" I say.

"Yes? " he replies.

"Are you looking at giraffes...? " I ask.

"Er no..yes... Zammit!" He says as he puts it away.

We climb the fence as Kyle starts crying.

"Oh fuck. We broke Kyle! " Stan says.

"It had burst! I need my cream! I need my cream!!! " he shouts in pain.

Christophe and I help him down as Stan sighs and gets down.

What a crazy night.

The next morning I open up a box of stuff.

"Zou can wear ze cat ears" Christophe says to me with a smirk.

I smack him lightly on the arm.

"Hell nah. I could wear er a hat" I say as Christophe nods.

Today on the TV it said two people were now allowed in the park.

Kyle went to the hospital so I will have to go and check up on him later.

Stan changes his outfit and puts a bandage on his cheek.

I look at Christophe as his eyes widen.

"No! " he says as I smirk.

Minutes later Christophe is wearing a school girl outfit and a wig.

Stan and I are in front of him laughing our asses off.

"Just raise your voice a tad babe. You sound a lil feminine" I say as Christophe looks at me.

Moments later I look like a school boy.

And then we head to Cartmanland.

I walk up and do my best male voice impression.

"Yo I got some er cash. Can I get a ticket?" I ask as Eric looks at me.

"Who is she? " he asks as he points to Christophe.

"My girlfriend Crystal" I say.

"And who are you? "

"My name is Leo" I say (lol if that is ur name sorry 😭).

"Aight you two can get- wait a minute. Who are you? " Eric asks Stan.

"Carl" he says as Eric peels off the bandage.

"No you are Stan! Get lost! " Eric says as Christophe and I buy tickets (lol poor Clyde and Butters. Ig they can go to the park next time).

We walk through the park as I laugh under my breath.

"Zou are so fucking dead after ZIS" Christophe says to me.

"Aw you got a sweet love language! " I say as he death glares me.

Then we head to the haunted mansion.