Blitz slams his face against the window to look at a homeless man.
Moxxie: "While we are on the subject of 'family'. Can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work."
Millie: "Come on sweetie, it's not that big of a deal."
Moxxie: "Excuse me... WHAT!?"
More flashbacks.
Moxxie: "Honey? Can you get me the butter?"
Millie: "Sure sweetie."
She opens the fridge and finds Blitz.
Blitz: "Spoiler alert! The butter's spoiled."
Millie chuckles.
Moxxie: "What's funny honey?"
Blitz: "Really impressive wordplay."
Moxxie: "What the- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE!?"
NEXT
We see Moxxie and Millie sleeping until Moxxie gets woken up by the sound of purring. He opens his eyes to see Blitz on top of him.
Blitz: "Whatcha dreamin about?"
Moxxie: "I was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now, I'd like to go back to that."
EPIC FORESHADOWING.
NEXT FLASHBACK
Moxxie is singing a song for Millie.
Moxxie: "Of all the Imps in hell."
M&M: "It's for her that I fell/It's for him that I fell."
Moxxie: "Oh Millie."
They're about to kiss until Moxxie looks out the window to see Blitz recording.
Moxxie: "ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW!?"
Back to the present.
Moxxie: "Just. Stop. Doing that."
Blitz: "I don't see what the issue is. There somethin you don't want me seein?"
Moxxie: "No."
Blitz: "You a baby weiner haver?"
Y/N and Loona chuckle at that.
Moxxie: "Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!"
Millie: "Calm down Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!"
Moxxie: "I AM CALM!"
Millie pets his head saying "there there" whole he whimpers like a dog.
Blitz: "Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours so don't judge me"
He motions sex with his hands.
Moxxie: "Oh, I do judge you sir. Quite a lot actually."
Millie: "Mox, he's our boss!"
Blitz: "No, no, no it's fine Mills. You're husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive?... Retarded."
Y/N: "Damn."
Moxxie: "Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?"
Y/N: "Damn!"
Blitz: "It actually does."
Loona: "The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage."
Y/N: "GOD DAMN!"
Millie: "NO HE'S NOT YOU BITCH!"
Blitz: "DO NOT TALK TO MY RECEPTIONIST THAT WAY! She's sensitive."
Loona: "Yes I am!"
???: "You guys are all fuckin assholes."
They all look over to see the kid looking back at them.
Blitz: "Oh, shut up kid! You're lucky to witness this."
Moxxie: "Ugh. This company is such a mess!"
Blitz: "Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit."
Y/N: "Literally nobody said a word about your outfit."
Blitz: "Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?"
Kid: "It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuck shits wouldn't kill me! But now I want that. I want death! You are a selfish greedy clown!" He says pointing at Blitz. "And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns. Even the creepy ones."
Moxxie: "Hey now! That's not very-"
Kid: "If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask ya some shit."
Millie: "That's my husband you're talkin to!"
The kid chuckles
Kid: "That's your husband!? I figured you for a slut. But I didn't know you needed dick THAT bad."
Y/N: "Jesus."
Kid: "And you."
He says pointing at Loona.
Loona: "What? What about me?"
Kid: "Nothing, I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person. AND YOU!"
He says finally pointing at Y/N.
Y/N: "Cool, my turn."
Kid: "You're cool."
Y/N's face drops.
Y/N: "Seriously?"
Blitz: "Wow. Y'know kid, you kind of are a piece of shit."
Everyone silently agrees.
Y/N: "You guys are just gonna take that disrespect?"
Loona's phone goes off
Loona: "Oh fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all."
Blitz: "Who?"
Loona: "Him."
Kid: "Me?"
Loona: "Yup."
Blitz: "They wanted us to kill an actual child?"
Loona: "That's what they're saying."
Blitz: "Well, christ on a stick. I guess there is a God!"
Yeah, me.
Blitz: "Who the fuck said that?"
Y/N takes this chance to make an ice sword and slice the kid in half. However, it looks like it has done nothing.
Blitz: "What was that? Why's he just standing there?"
Y/N: "Give it a second."
Blitz: "What?"
Y/N disintegrates the sword and the kid finally gets separated from his legs.
Y/N: "Boom."
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Ice Cold Sinner. (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N was your average 24 year-old. Taller than average, liked videogames, had a stable job, killed a man. Y'know. Ordinary stuff. One day he was taking a walk outside and passed by the local arcade. He decided to play some games. After whooping some...
