Y/N was your average 24 year-old. Taller than average, liked videogames, had a stable job, killed a man. Y'know. Ordinary stuff. One day he was taking a walk outside and passed by the local arcade. He decided to play some games. After whooping some...
Blitz: "Alright, now I know business has been... a bit slow, lately, yes. It's no one's fault, k? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie."
Moxxie gives a "wtf!?" look as Blitz keeps talking.
Blitz: "Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"
Millie: "What about a carwash!?"
Blitz: "This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, ok? Ooh! What about a billboard?"
Moxxie: "We can't afford a billboard, sir."
Blitz: "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"
He says as he pushes Moxxie to the side and turns on a TV, which displays Blitz smackin somebody with a bat, Moxxie sending himself backwards blowing somebody's face off with a shotgun, Loona biting someone, and Millie slicing someone's head off. We back off the screen to see everyone eating popcorn that somehow got there.
Blitz: "Ah, those were the good times."
Moxxie: "I don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have fun for a full 3 hours on a channel... nobody watches."
Y/N: "I watched it."
Moxxie: "You don't count."
Blitz: "Uh, hey, excuse me. What's 'obnoxious' about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin bullshit!"
Millie: "People love musicals, sir."
Blitz: "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically... doin a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my Dad did?"
Moxxie: "Sir-"
Blitz: "Cuz right now. All I see is just my Dad's ASSHOLE talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."
Y/N: "Did not need that image in my head."
Millie: "Are you tryna crush his dreams Moxxie?"
Moxxie: "I- what?"
Millie: "I thought I knew you."
She sticks her tongue out playfully as Blitz pulls out a picture.
Blitz: "I can't believe you Moxxie, after I made you 'employee of the month!'"
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Y/N tries his best not to laugh at that.
Moxxie: "Ok, sir! I'm sorry. A commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles."
Millie: "I liked it."
Y/N: "I enjoyed the music."
Moxxie: "Do not- do not agree with him in front of me."
