The Kats: *Going about their business*
The Kats: *All forced to hold on to something as the floor suddenly lurches*
Unladylike Kat: *Pokes her head out from behind Tranquil* Okay, I think that I speak for all of us when I ask: WHAT IN THE CURSED REALM IS HAPPENING AROUND HERE?!!
Violent Kat: WE'RE BEING FIRED UPON!!! QUICKLY, LADS!!! MAN THE DEFENSES!!!
Literary Kat: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!!! THOSE MANGY CURS WILL REGRET EVER COMIN' ASHORE HERE!!!
Offhand Kat: Chillax, I think our host just coughed. No biggie.
Sassy Kat: ..And when does that ever happen, in your humble experience?
OK: ...............................................
OK: Oh my FSM, she's going to die, isn't she?
Maker Kat: *Proudly* Not to worry, I'll build her a coffin right away.
OK: And I'll find us a new place to live.
Tranquil Kat: *Suddenly opens one eye* That's harsh, man.
TK: Sway like a reed...
Sassy Kat: NO, dumbos. I meant that she's probably coming down with something.
The others: *Confused looks*
SK: Like she's sick.
The others: Huh?
SK: Like that thing that used to happen all the time when we were in school.
The others: *Finally understanding* Ohhh..!
Offhand Kat: Well, that sucks.
Unladylike Kat: *Raises fist* WE WON'T GO BACK!!!
SK: Darn right we won't!
Wise Kat: Oh, dear. *Clings onto a table as there's another earthquake*
OK: Uh, what was the 'oh dear' for?
WK: You're new around here, so you probably won't remember, but strange things tend to happen when our host is sick.
Tranquil Kat: And it usually starts with..
Tranquil and Wise: *Both gasp* CLIPBOARD!!!
Wise Kat: Maker, sound the alarm!
MK: ON IT!!! *Runs to a big red button and slams her fist onto it*
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN INITIATED. TOTAL ANNIHILATION IN T MINUS SIXTY SECONDS.
MK: REBEL!!! STOP SWITCHING THE LABELS AROUND, IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!
Rebel: Sorry!
MK: *Repeatedly hits the button until the self-destruct sequence stops*
MK: *Hesitates as she stares at the row of buttons in front of her*
Rebel: *Sighs* Hang on, I'll help.
MK: You? HELP?
Rebel: What? Don't you trust me?
MK: Um.. We know the word 'no' in several languages, don't we?
MK: No, nyet, nein, nem, non, iya, NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS-
Rebel: -I GET IT!!!
Rebel: Okay, I admit that I haven't always been 'acting in everyone's best interests', as CK puts it, but I can change.
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Battle of the brains (The Katastrophic collection of stories)
Humor~A crackfic of sorts. Enjoy! 😈 You know how we all have that voice in our head, guiding us and helping us to make our everyday decisions? Some of us have more than one. Some of us have a whole bunch. And they don't always see eye to eye... ~In wh...
