Garys Diary Entry

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Dear Diary,

How cool is it that I'm featured in a short story? I'm a little peeved that its taken so long for this to see the light of day. More people need to be made aware of the useful functions of steak knives.

Anyways, I would like to thank Brian for being a trash goblin because without him being the cheating pig that he is, I would have never received the honor of getting to be in this book and featured on the cover with my super cool knife, sprinkles.

Love you all. Enjoy the story
Signed, gary with the steak knife

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