Monster School Groupchat

Skeleton's Pov

[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]
Participants:

Absolute Bae <3 - Wither

Gold Digger - Pigman

Stagnant Water - Zombie

Hey Look A Decent Guy - Enderman

Built Different - Creeper

Squish - Slime

Me - Skeleton

[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]

<Stagnant Water> Hey guys opinions on children

<Hey Look A Decent Guy> Why? What have you done this time?

<Stagnant Water> why instantly accuse me of smth???

<Me> because you probably did something
Why do you want to know anyway

<Stagnant Water> Just curious

<Absolute Bae <3> I'd kick a kid
From experience

<Gold Digger> Woah
Violent

<Absolute Bae> stfu I've done worse and you know it

<Stagnant Water> backtrack
What

<Hey Look A Decent Guy> What do you mean you've done worse? I don't like what you're insinuating.

<Gold Digger> iNsInUaTiNg
What's with the big words
You need tO chill
Posh fuck

<Hey Look A Decent Guy> Uncalled for.

<Gold Digger> idc
Go cry about it

<Me> woah
What's with the attitude
Why you bullying Ender

<Gold Digger> zombies pissing me off
And traumatising me
He chucks water at me
He stabs me with my own sword
He spasms out
He made me
WATCH
AS HE
ATE
HIS
INTESTINES
HE SWALLOWED THEM
I WAS THROWING UP AND SHIT
PLS
ARREST HIM

<Hey Look A Decent Guy>
—> HE SWALLOWED THEM

@Zombie YOU DID WHAT?! THAT'S HIGHLY NOT OKAY!

<Stagnant Water> it was funny tho

<Me> ...
That's nasty

<Stagnant Water> idc
Kys

<Absolute Bae <3> Dude
That's so wrong
Don't talk to my bf like that
I won't allow it
Also
How do you
Eat your own intestines
That's not right
Anyways
We're not at school tmrw right
Cuz
I wanna be productive
And sleep all night
Objections?

<Gold Digger> What are we even talking about
That went so off course

<Squish> its fine im off course

<Stagnant Water> where did you come from

<Gold Digger> Bro just appeared

<Me> Gone like the wind
Bit odd

<Hey Look A Decent Guy>
—> Don't talk to my bf like that

@Wither ?? Just exposed yourself again.

<Absolute Bae <3> no idea what you're on about

<Built Different> teh schools on fire

<Stagnant Water> excuse me what

<Built Different> it went up in flames
It's wame
Wram
Warm

<Me> MS IS ON FIRE???!!

<Hey Look A Decent Guy> WHAT?! I'LL BE RIGHT OVER! DON'T GET YOURSELF HURT!

<Stagnant Water> ...

<Gold Digger> Bro still speaks posh even when mobs and shit are in danger smh