Pigman's Pov

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[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]
Participants:

Hax - Wither

Green Guy <3 - Zombie

Less Capable Green Guy - Creeper

Blob - Slime

Skinny Legend - Skeleton

Tall Fuck - Enderman

Me - Pigman



[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]

<Tall Fuck> Do you ever just wanna 😶🔫

<Tall Fuck> Ivor I'm begging you I need to know.

<Me> So it's obvious that we've finally killed Enderman's sanity

<Tall Fuck> Oh wait.
Wrong person. I'm sorry.

<Hax> Mans woke up on the wrong side of the bed

<Green Guy <3 > Relatable

<Skinny Legend> My Guy woke up and chose violence.

<Tall Fuck> No, wait. I sent this to the wrong person.

<Green Guy <3 > Who's Ivor???

<Hax> Ain't he your dad's advisor  @Enderman ??

<Tall Fuck> Yes.

<Me> what kind of conversations were y'all having???

<Tall Fuck> Nah wait
Wait
Wait
Drop the subject.

<Hax> I think this is the closest Enderman has ever gotten to writing informally.

<Skinny Legend> @Enderman  are you ok did we break you

[Enderman has logged off]

<Hax> oh.

<Me> LMAO

<Me> HE ACTUALLY FUCKING LEFT

<Green Guy <3 > Nah add him back
He really up and ditched us huh. Pushed him past his breaking point 💀

<Skinny Legend> Nah he just lagging

<Hax> just put him in some rice

<Me> don't you do that when something's dropped in water????

<Hax> Yeah?
Oh wait

<Skinny Legend> have you tried turning him off and on again

<Blob> i might have ate this weird mushroom
The world is spinning.

<Green Guy <3 > Slime what the actually fuck

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