Monster School Groupchat

Zombie's Pov

[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]
Participants:

That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To - Wither

Side Hoe #1 - Pigman

Side Hoe #2 / Emo Bastard - Skeleton

Posh Lanky Stick - Enderman

Sneaky Bastard - Creeper

C L U M P - Slime

Me - Zombie

[The MS Whores 🤭🔫]

<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> so
Enderman
Mind telling us about this Etheidrel guy

<Posh Lanky Stick> He's my older cousin.

<Me> No shit we gathered that

<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> he seems so...
Informal compared to you

<Posh Lanky Stick> Oh he is. He's really nice, although he can come off a little blunt at first.

<Side Hoe #2> Oh please
Zombie can come off "a little blunt" but hey
We deal with him

<Me> OI!

<Me> changed <Side Hoe #2> to <Emo Bastard>

<Emo Bastard> Excuse Me.
You sad little fuck
I can see what you changed my name to
Also why was I side hoe 2
Who's number 1
Also I never consented to being your side hoe
Honestly
I'd be Wither's side hoe tho
Ffs
Zombie istg I will come to your house and beat the shit out of you
Don't test me
I'll do it

<Side Hoe #1> sounds a bit mad

<Posh Lanky Stick> I no longer feel safe.

<Me> YOU no longer feel safe??? I'M THE ONE BEING THREATENED

<Emo Bastard> 🤭🔪

<Me> SEE?!

<Side Hoe #1> —> I'd be Wither's side hoe tho

Are we just gonna gloss over this
I feel like we should discuss this

<Emo Bastard> No we should not

<Posh Lanky Stick> They're gay, your honour.

<Emo Bastard> NAH
LEAVE ME ALONE

<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> It's giving homosexual

<Emo Bastard> literally dating you but go off ig

<Me> oop 😶
Exposed
Awoop Jumpscare

<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> stfu
Don't speak to me
I will carry out skel's threat
🖕

<Me> WOAH

<Posh Lanky Stick> That was uncalled for. But since it was Zombie, I will forgive you.

<Me> WTF
THAT'S NOT FAIR

<Emo Bastard> deserved

<That One Bitch That Can Change Time And Space But Is Too Lazy To> This went so SO off track of what it was

Courtesy of @lovelywinter2008 for reminding me to upload this