Dirty Pick Up Lines

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Shawn: Do you have an inhaler? Cause you've got ass ma

Taylor: Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand

Carter: Hi I'm a burglar... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!

Matt: I'm a zombie, can I eat you out

Aaron: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you

Cam: Roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex. Cause I'm stronger then you

Nash: you need directions?... Well first you gotta take this D-tour

Jack J: Do you mix concrete for a living? Because your making me hard

Jack G: Are you from a ghetto? Cause I'm about to getta hold of dat ass

Hayes: I lost my virginity can I have yours

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K&N xx

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