Y/N POV
I realized something, in order for both of us to make it out, I might grab one of the locals to help me out a bit.
Shaco, the devious jester that has been terrorizing Bubba, I'm gonna pay him in hopes he places the bomb where I want it.
Wait, he feeds off of pain, I don't need to do shit.
Shaco: Ahahaha! So helpless, poor little Bubba... oowoowoowoo...
He's teasing him like a child, every time Bubba tries to attack him, he just poofs.
Guard: HEY! Bitches! That's enough!
Now's my chance, I walk over to Shaco as he has that moment of regret.
Y/N: Shaco, my main main, my bully, my jester fella, how are you doing?
Shaco: Y/N Y/N Y/N... The annihilator of hospitals and refugees alike...
Y/N: Yeah, you're a dick, I was going to help us all escape, but now I might not...
I start walking away before he teleports in front of me.
Shaco: What... What?! WHAT?! PLEASE! OH PLEASE! Y/N!
He starts begging on his knees.
Y/N: Alright, IF! One IF!
Shaco: What is it?
Y/N: Never mention the hospital, ever... again...
Shaco: No promises my boy, but I'll try! What is thy bidding, my Y/N.
Y/N: Jhin and I are leading the charge.
Shaco: A nice boy, I respect the Khada fellow, what is it?
I hand him the crude bomb I made while nobody is looking.
Shaco whispers: Where at?
Y/N: Generator room, I know you can get yourself in and out.
Shaco: I see you on the outside my friend, you owe me.
Y/N: My man, of course my jester friend!
Shaco: Please, I am a sorcerer!
Y/N: Sure, sure, now, do it.
Night falls, me and Khada are counting the seconds and the footsteps of the nightguards who are walking during this regretful shift.
Khada: This will be one of my greatest art pieces yet...
He slips the guard helmet on next; I follow.
Khada: So, what do we do now?
Y/N: We wait, hey I got an idea.
We dress up a couple pillows to look like us, then we pretend to beat it to get the guard's attention.
Guard: Shakedown time already?! It isn't even morning.
Y/N in a gravelly, disguised voice: This one killed the warden's sister, he gets special treatment...
Jhin punches his dummy as I look back at the guard, who walks away in fear.
*LOUD BOOM! GENERATORS POWERING DOWN!*
Guard: Lockdown! HEY, LOCKDOWN! COME O-
*THUD!*
I hit up upside his helmet with one of the gauntlets on the guard outfit, Jhin grabs his gun... oh boy...
*BANG! RIOT STARTING!*
Jhin: That's our cue Y/N, let us create!
Y/N mumbles: Psycho...
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Romance-You are Y/N L/N, some people call you a psychopath, some people call you their savior, while others may just call you a profitable business partner. You may have no powers, that you know of, but you wouldn't need them anyway. You were discharged fr...
