Ranpo - She Does It Better

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"Everything you do, (Y/N) does better"

"I'm bored!" says the raven haired man in brown as he circles himself in his chair, making him dizzy every minute.

Having no other chores to do for the day, it seems that the greatest detective has been left with no choice but to annoy the other members of the agency.

"Kunikida~ I'm bored"

"Good for you, Ranpo-san"

"How boring" Ranpo thought, if a certain someone were to be here certainly they could immediately find answers in his question, aside from him and her, the rest are just blatant fools

Diverting his gaze, he sees a certain were tiger entering the office, with a couple of envelopes in hand

Swiftly going towards him, the bored detective surprised the poor weretiger which caused him to drop the important documents

"Atsushi~ I'm bored, do you have some sweets with you?" he asks demandingly, looking at the boy who's currently panicking, looking for help at his blonde-haired senior who seems to be ardently avoiding his gaze

Laughing nervously Atsushi responded

"I'm sorry but I have no sweets Ranpo-san, but here, I have a small biscuit" Atsushi said as he hands the biscuit to Ranpo who's face display utter dissappointment, looking intensely at the object, he investigate it hardly as if it were a foreign object.

"This is not sweet, pass" he said as he threw the biscuit away, making the poor weretiger catch the thing

Returning to his chair as he places his legs on the table, he crosses his arms as he released a big, exasperated sigh.

"You guys are no fun, (Y/N) is so much better"

Suddenly, as if everyone was finally adressing the elephant in the room, they sweat dropped.

They've expected this situation every since the president has assigned a certain (h/c) individual on a mission, a simple one really.

So simple that they didn't need to take a week away from the office, it's just a day or two.

Knowing about this information, Kunikida and other senior members in the agency already prayed for their future in the upcoming mission

"Uhm, Kunikida-san" asks Atsushi towards his senior, finding the whole awkward atmosphere of the agency to be tense as (Y/N) exited together with the president to talk more about the mission

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"Uhm, Kunikida-san" asks Atsushi towards his senior, finding the whole awkward atmosphere of the agency to be tense as (Y/N) exited together with the president to talk more about the mission

"Yes, Atsushi" Kunikida answere, glasses glared by the light that you can't see his eyes

"Why is everyone suddenly turning tense? Dazai-san keeps on talking about the agency demise, Yosano-san keeps on sighing, is something bad going to happen?"

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