transformers prime helluva boss crossover 2

chapter 16: the decision

Bumblebee: Dude you just said fuck again!

Blades: Bumblebee!? 

Arcee: you fucking dumbass. 

Heatwave: ARCEE!!! 

Bulkhead: Fuck! 

Heatwave: BULKHEAD!!! 

Wheeljack: I don't see the problem with it.  Fuck, fuckitty, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. 

Heatwave: how would you like to have tape on your mouth!? 

Wheeljack: how would you like to suck my dick? 

Rescue bots: *gasp*

Heatwave: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?! 

Wheeljack: I'm sorry...  HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY DICK HEATWAVE!?! 

A few minutes later

After The autobots and rescue bots handled that disaster while Heatwave and Chase were talking to chief Burns Chase noticed everyone else in front of Blitz and all of them laughing except for Blades and Boulder even Optimus prime and Megatron were laughing which was confusing Chase.  

Chase: what's so funny? 

Circuitjack: this funny prank that Blitz had pulled on jack. 

Boulder: me and Blades don't get it why is it even funny? 

Blitz: I'll explain.  So basically *Snickers* Jack asked me for a condom since he's at that age and I was eating mac and cheese and *Snickers* I gave him a packet of cheese and told him it was a condom. 

Then the autobots started laughing except for the rescue bots because they didn't seem to find it funny unlike the Autobots.  Even Optimus prime and Megatron were laughing at it making the rescue bots even more confused about the whole thing. 

Heatwave: I don't get it. 

Optimus prime: how could you not find that utterly hilarious? 

Boulder: The real question is why do you all find it funny? 

Megatron: When you've been around demons from hell for about a year you get what they find funny. 

Heatwave: No one asked you Decepticon. 

Circuitjack: okay now that is completely offensive! 

Heatwave: Why are you getting offended You're not a decepticon? 

Circuitjack: do you even know anything about me? 

Chase: none of us know in fact there are no records of you on Cybertron before the war. 

Boulder: that does sound strange. 

Optimus prime: she doesn't have to tell you about everything in her life! 

Cody: we can all hear you. 

Optimus prime: how dare you listen to me when I'm talking to them!?  *points at the rescue bots*

Kade: When did you get sassy? 

Optimus prime: a couple of months ago.  Why do you ask? 

Gram: because you seem a whole lot of different from the last time we all saw you. 

Dani: in fact me and Blades noticed that Bumblebee has been spending a lot of time with Caddy. 

Arcee: that's because they're both datin' each other. 

After Blades heard that he felt something in his spark shattering into little tiny pieces because he was so broken about bumblebee dating this former imp-now-Cybertronian Caddy.

Blades: what!?! 

Smokescreen: You seriously didn't notice they're being flirty as fuck? 

Blades: I just-- I didn't think-- I...  Why would he?-- why? 

Bulkhead: they've grown fond of each other for the past year. 

Wheeljack: like how Barbie wire and Ultra Magnus grew fond of each other to the point of creating sparklings...  I probably shouldn't have told you that at least Ultra Magnus and Barbie wire aren't here. 

Barbie wire: *off screen* we're right fucking behind you. 

It pans left to Ultra Magnus next to Barbie wire holding the twins and Wheeljack silently freaking out and then started awkwardly laughing.  

Chase: they have her head...  On his frame? 

Twitch: honestly that's not the weirdest thing you'll ever see. 

Then the couch cushions started moving and then four gremlin like creatures came out and started climbing the walls.  They got on the ceiling and all four of their heads turned out and it turned out to be the owlet imps playing. 

Stolas: *baby voice* there's my little babies come to daddy! 

Then the owlet imps jumped into Blitz and Stolas's arms and started hugging their parents and laughing. 

Stolas: oh this?  Well After I divorced Stella I moved in with Blitzy and made these four little cuties.  The first two are Spiroz and Vintzo and the little girl is Azaeila and the little tiny one is named Orion Pax.

Boulder: didn't Optimus have that name before he became a prime? 

Optimus prime: I gave them permission to use it do not judge me. 

Blitz: Yes well that and we consider the Terrans as our children too. 

Heatwave: why? 

Circuitjack: because the robot arms that Loona and Octavia have give both of them a connection to the Terrans, dumbass. 

Blades: anyways, Nightshade what's his alt-mode? 

After hearing Blades misgendering them Nightshade started to cry and the Autobots tried to comfort them while the rescue bots were just standing there confused. 

Blades: what's wrong I just asked what Nightshades alt-mode was? 

Millie: you misgendered them you ASSHOLE!!! 

Loona: Nightshades pronouns are they them! 

Bumblebee: do you know how hard it was to get them to leave the base because of people like you!? 

Blades: I'm sorry! 

Jawbreaker: murder is one thing but MISGENDERING NIGHTSHADE IS WORSE THAN A FUCKING SIN!!! 

Crusade: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! 

Thrash: AND MAKE A DOG TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR ASS!!!! 

Hashtag: woah. 

Twitch: holy shit. 

Thrash: too far? 

Chief Burns: look it was just a simple mistake that's all. 

Caddy: That's simple mistake almost got him killed! 

Heatwave: look it's all cleared out now. 

Optimus prime: is it heatwave? 

Megatron: is it really cleared up heatwave? 

Heatwave: yes it is Optimus, Decepticon, it was a mistake. 

Knockout: first of all it's clearly not cleared up and second of all the word Decepticon is now buried. 

Moxxie: yes and calling someone a Decepticon is offensive now. 

Chase: When did that happen? 

Octavia: last year. 

Barbie wire: two days after the war ended. 

Circuitjack: Well since the writer is terrible at making endings of chapters He looks like this chapter has to come to an end. 

Knockout: Yes this chapter was a disaster. 

Circuitjack: Wait you can break the fourth wall too? 

Knockout: the writer of this Crossover story wanted me to do that. 

Circuitjack: END THE CHAPTER!!!