11:24 Kal: Eden pick up the goddamned phone woman
11:46 Eden: sorry battery died, what's wrong?
11:47 Eden: and don't call me woman I mean it Kal
11:47 Kal: my life is over
11:50 Eden: wtf dude. You drunk?
11:54 Kal: I WISH
12:27 Eden: oh god drama queen alert 🙄
12:29 Kal: Eden I'm feeling suddenly sort of feverish and aching all over and dizzy
12:29 Kal: googled it and turns out it's compatible with Ebola
12:29 Kal: that's what it said
12:30 Kal: COMPATIBLE EDEN
12:33 Eden: kal calm the fuck down. don't be ridiculous, how can you have Ebola???🤣🤣
12:54 Kal: yeah laugh at me go on
12:54 Eden: I am you're actually rather funny
13:16 Kal: just cos you're a doctor doesn't mean you know everything you know
13:30 Eden: think I've studied enough to know there are no Ebola outbreaks in Europe
13:31 Eden: none okay don't be a pain in the arse again
13:32: Eden: what, you think you've been somehow magically infected by healthy people??
14:07 Kal: maybe
14:10 Eden: think I might strangle you
14:13 Kal: no need for that I'm going to kick the bucket soon anyway. Look I'm feverish I keep telling you, in fact I'm sending you a pic of the thermometer so you can see for yourself
14:14 Kal: hang on it's loading
14:42: Eden: look kal you just have a cold, shut up and take a nap, okay? I'll nip around yours this evening if you like
14:46 Kal: love you. bring me lotsa chocolates plz 💙
14:46 Eden: love you too you raving nutter
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ME & THE MONSTER
ParanormalI WAS SURE ABOUT ONLY THREE THINGS. ♦️First, Kal was an angel -- even if he was sexy as Hell. ♦️Second, he would hunt down and kill every last demon in London, myself included. ♦️And last, I had fallen hopelessly in love with him. ~ TROPES: ✨ Enemie...