[SIDE CHAPTER 5] Texting Tomfoolery

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[Open on Luz texting]

Hey babe!!! :Luz

Y/n: Hallo mein strudel! :3

whatcha doin? :Luz

Y/n: driving :D

Why couldn't I go with? :( :Luz

[10 minutes pass]

[Y/n sends a picture of a crashed Dodge Hellcat that's on fire and almost wrapped around a tree]

Y/n: That's why lmao

Are you ok!?!?!?!?!?!? :Luz

Y/n: Yeah, it was mostly crushed on the passenger side

Why do you scare me like this? :,( :Luz

[Cut to Boscha texting later]

Y/n: hey, I got an idea.

Hmm? :Boscha

Y/n: Since ppl call cats pussies, can we call dogs dicks?

Y/n: like hey dude that's a cute dick you got, he's so tiny!

No :Boscha

!?!?!?!?!? :Boscha

Never get an idea again :Boscha

[Cut to Willow's POV]

Hey honey I'm really sad rn :,( :Willow

Y/n: NO WHY

Y/n: ILL KILL WHOEVER DID IT!

I burnt the dinner I was making for my dads :Willow

Y/n: oh.... :/

[Cut to Emira texting while breaking into a home]

Y/n: What r u doin?

Stealing my neighbors cat :Emira

Y/n: scandalous

Y/n: can I help?

[Cut to Luz's POV]

Y/n: we need to talk

What's wrong? :Luz

Y/n: can we get Chinese food?

...... :Luz

That's what you wanted to talk about? ' :/ :Luz

Y/n: ye

[Cut to Y/n's POV later]

Willow: We're all worried abt you

Who is were :Y/n

Ware :Y/n

Where :Y/n

Wear :Y/n

HAHAHAHAHA :Y/n

I'm on drugs lmaoooooo :Y/n

[Cut to Luz's POV later]

Y/n: What's your biggest fear?

Being forgotten ig... :Luz

Y/n: damn, that's deep

Y/n: mines the facehuggers from alien but I feel kinda stupid abt it now

There, here's alittle stopgap chapter to tide you guys over while I try to figure out how to keep writing at a good pace :)

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