forrest: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
forrest, to rowan: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
rowan: SHUT THE HELL UP, FORREST! I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
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wolf: I said 'No' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen.
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eugene: Is that a gun?!
wolf: It's not what it looks like!
eugene: It looks like a gun!
wolf: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
eugene: ...ANYMORE?!
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wolf: Did you wash the dishes?
jimmy: I thought you wanted to do that...
wolf: *chuckles* You were WRONG.
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jake: Life is like wolf. It's short.
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eugene: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out alex's birthday invitations.
gray: Well, what are they supposed to say?
eugene: "alex's birthday".
gray: So, what do they say instead?
eugene: "alex's bi".
gray:
gray: Works out either way.
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rowan: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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jimmy, texting: O
rowan: What?
jimmy: Don't read into that.
rowan: But I will read into that.
jimmy: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
rowan: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
jimmy: Dude, really?
jimmy: It's a fucking letter.
rowan: It could stand for something!
jimmy: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
rowan: Like Oppression! Or worse...
jimmy: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
rowan: Optometrist.
jimmy: Oh my God...
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ben: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
teddy: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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ben: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
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