America and the hostage baby thingy

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Admin: HI AMERICA
America: HI ADMIN WHATS UP
Admin : WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY IN YOUR ARMS?!?!
America: oh no it's the li-
Admin: WHAT LE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO?!? YOU TOOK A BABY HOSTAGE!!! WE ARE GOING TO JAIL!!!
Chibi America: dude really we are the same person
Admin: THE BABY TALKS?!? ALFRED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
America: ughhh forget it admin ( leaves & forgets Chibi America)
Admin: ( turns around) England I gots the kid
England: ( jumps out of portal ) okay here is the money
Admin: THIS ISNT 2000$ YOU PROMISED ME FUCK YOU EYEBROWS ( grabs chibi America & the money) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chibi America: what the fuck

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