My Thief (LLFTX fanfic)

Drinking Away Boredom! One-Shot

~Kazumi POV~

"Riki I'm bored." I grumbled

"Go train." He didn't look up

"That's booooooorrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggg!" I whined.

"Then I really don't care unless you want to get in bed with me." He winked.

"Ew. No." I stuck my tongue out.

"Ew?!?" He exclaimed

"Hiiiiiiirrrrrrrooooo I'm bored." I quickly turned away.

"Work on your homework." He said doodling.

"Noooooo that's boooooriiiiiiinnnnnng" I whined again.

"Oh well." He shrugged

"Kennnnnnny I'm boooooooored." I tried again.

"Read." He raised a eyebrow.

"That's booooooring." I whined.

*facepalm*

"Taku-" I tried

"Shut up. I don't care." He said.

"BLEEEEEEEEEEH Fvuk all you borin basturds." I yelled.

"Kazie?" Hiro asked.

"Yeah *hiccup*" I mumbled.

"Your drunk aren't you?" He asked.

".......no?" I laughed nervously.

"Why the hell are you drunk in the middle of the day?" Riki questioned.

"Because I'm bored."

"Dafuq."

"My boyfriend is out of town..." I moaned.

They froze. Even Takkun.

"Boy....friend?" They asked in unison.

"Pffft yeah duh. You know the kind you kiss and make out-"

"OKAY NO DETAILS PLEASE!" Kenshi yelped while Takkun choked. I giggled and smacked his back.

"OW! Damn you woman!" He cursed.

"And uh who is your boyfriend?" Kenshi asked.

"*hiccup* re...member duh guy fom the D....J co.... cope..... Compe.... COMPETITION?" I asked.

"Yeah...."

"Dat my boyfriend!"

"...."

"I'm bored"

"KAZUMI STOP STRIPPING PLEASE! *nosebleed*

"Huh she has a bigger chest than I thought." Riki mumbled as she threw her jacket off.

"HIRO HELP ME!" Kenshi yelped.

"It's hooooooot. I wanna take off my shirt!" I whined.

"HIRO STOP THROWING MONEY!"

(Get it?)

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Okay I know that was really short but I couldn't resist XD I LOVE DRUNK KAZUMI!!