In the imp office blitzø is playing with him self until he gets a call
Blitzø: "WHAT!"
stolas: "hello my big dick blitzy~"
Blitzø and Octavia spits out their coffe
Blitzø: "what!?"
Octavia: "the-"
Blitzø: "fuck!?-"
Octavia: "dad!!"
Stolas: "language, everyone, anyways I'm asking for a favor."
Blitzø: "listen that I'm on a sexchange so you're gonna need to find someone else to plant that feathery ass."
Stolas: "it's for my daughter."
Blitzø: "ok just make sure she cleans it."
Stolas: "NO NO NO NO! I'm taking my daughter to loo loo land and I was hoping you would accompany us."
Blitzø: "we're assassins not bodyguards, dont invite us unless someone's gonna die."
Stolas: "I'll pay you."
Blitzø: "pay me what?"
Stolas: "money~"
Blitzø: "DONE!"
He slams the phone down breaking it
Blitzø:" TEAM COME IN HERE, WHERE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND!!!"
Moxxie walks in normally
Moxxie: "loo loo land?"
Millie smashes her head through the door
Millie: ,"LOO LOO LAND!"
Loona: "SHUT THE FUCK! UP!"
They all arrived at loo loo land
Blitzø: "listen, this is work and work only, me and my crew aren't here to please your perverted bird needs."
Octavia: [disgustedly] "Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?"
Blitzo: "Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. [turns to Stolas] "If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--"
Stolas: "You are so cute when you are serious!"
Octavia: "I'm literally gonna be sick."
Moxxie: "Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?"
Moxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.
Moxxie: "Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?"
Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.
Moxxie: "Morphine?"
Octavia: "That was figurative, old man."
Moxxie: "Oh, right."
Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys."
Moxxie: [under his breath] "But, she said it was literal."
Millie: [excitedly] "Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!"
A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.
Millie: "It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's big wobbly."
Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.
Moxxie: "That is... deeply upsetting."
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