Beth slander + Sleepover (that rhymed)

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Alejandro: mi bromigos and mi amogettes
Alejandro: how are you fine gentlemen and ladies doing today

Heather: like shit since you actually talked

Harold: texted*

Heather: harold shut up

Harold: :(

Heather: anyway
Heather: why is Tyler's name 'I LIKE GIRLS'?
Heather: tyler's gayer than a bended ruler

Noah: since he's gay
Noah: does he LICK bendy rulers?

Courtney: NOAH YOU PUT SOME THINGS IN MY MIND
Courtney: THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ID EVER THINK ABOUT
Courtney: IM GONNA SUE YOUR ASS

Noah: try me bitch

DJ: guys we should calm down!! :(

Noah: just because its you :/

Courtney: ^

Heather: watching you guys fight like little shits is so fun

Gwen: just like sumo wrestlers amr people?

(Everyone says yes. Im lazy.)

Lindsay: omg guys!! Betharyn and I were thinking about a sleepover 😊😊😙😙

Beth: Lindsay, I'm Beth, not Betharyn :(

Lindsay: sorry Bethalyn :(

Beth: i give up
Beth: no but fr yall are invited to a sleepover at Linsay's

Cody: are guys invited or nah

Beth: dont have sex, i dont care
Beth: alteast opposite sexes anyway
Beth: yall are horny homos so

Noah: damn beth 🤨🤨

Beth: i should get back at you know
Beth: your forehead is longer than your legs and torso combined in height. You have a L metabolism and cant eat shit. You cry yourself to sleep all night. You scream like a nine year old.

Noah: thats what you call roasting ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Noah: rlly thought you did something there

Beth: you're sarcastic to get rid of being mneglected by your parents and its a coping mechanism for you, because you have so many siblings nobody gives a shit about you + ur feelings + who u r etc. your social skills are from zero to zero🙌🙌

Heather: Beth what the fuck

Courtney: ^

Heather: ^

Cody: ^

DJ: ^

Duncan: ^

Sadie+Katie: ^

Lindsay: ^

Trent: ^

Justin: ^

Beth: well
Beth: he did the same to me!!!

Noah: i roasted ur personality+likes n dislikes+outside look, did not talk abotu your past
Noah: dumb bitch

Owen has kicked Beth from the chat.

Owen: YW😊😊😊🙌🙌💓💓

Izzy: BIG OOO😙😙😙😙

Owen: IZZZY!!! 😋😋😋😋😊😊😊

Geoff: guys
Geoff: imma have a sleepover instead
Geoff: crusty beth and stalker sierra is NOT invited 🤪🤪

Noah: damn Geoff got some rizz
Noah: thought he could only pull Brody and white blonde vegan surfer chicks

Bridgette: noah stfu

Noah: ok

Cody: wait no🙀

Noah: ok

Heather: Noah Brick kinnie era
Heather: anyways m coming 🙏🙏🙏

(Everyone says yes other than sierra and beth 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢)

Geoff: see yall at the partay😋😋😋😋😊😊😊🙏🙏😻😻😻

kinda short? im not sure. But therell be a pretty long sleepover chapter coming up, so stay tuned! Bye! <3

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