The Saga Of The Evil Twins

Hell Week Unlished

When we arrived back at our base... Things couldn't get any better it seems... The enemy ships ESCAPED! I mean... I understand the ocean is vast... But-.... I got nothing. There really was a possibility of the enemy escaping adding the stormy weather and you'll get a good chance of you losing them and them escaping

I also haven't added that Tanya is panicking right now and is pacing while gripping her hair. How long has she been like this? Since Lt. Weiss left. How long since he left? I have no idea, give or take 5 minutes

I sighed as I looked at my panicking sister mumbling to herself that they will kill us and put our heads on a pike... Personally, I believe if they're gonna kill us then they are dumb asf. It would be like the philippines killing general luna during the time of the american colonization

I went over to Tanya and let her get smacked by the hand of the almighty slap

"Stop panicking!" I exclaimed slapping her over and over then after I was done, I looked her straight in the eyes and said "Think Tanya Think!"

"Would they really kill us for such a trivial thing? Our mission was to locate the enemy. We located the enemy then sent the coordinates to the fleet. It's their fault, not ours. Now shut up and relax. We're gonna need it for the next couple of days." I said then started to make my way back to our room to rest

-Timeskip-

It's been a couple of days... or weeks... I don't remember anymore. Look, due to the sea fleet's blunder, the army thought that they needed to train and who was near the sea and were the people who trained the 203rd Mage Wing... You got that right, The Twins of The Rhine

We did drills and what not. Tanya was in charge of simulations while I did the rest... Mainly training them to be in tip top shape

So guess what... We're gonna get drunk again until our livers gone to waste

As of right now, we're jogging through the frozen tundra after taking a cool dip as the sun was rising... Did I forget they were naked and were carrying logs?

"I WANNA HEAR YOU SINGING!" I shouted on top of the logs they were carrying

'Its nice to get full reign on how I can train the troops.' I thought with a smile

-Meanwhile-

We see the northern sea fleet personnel looking at the scene in front of them. Baffled at the sight of how Major Olivia was training the troops

They heard laughter coming from the side and saw that it was the mages of the 203rd Mage Wing, without Major Degurechaff

"Ah. This brings back memories." Lt. Weiss said

"I think the Major is going soft on them." Lt. Koenig said

"I agree. If we were going that slow, Major would have made it even harder for us." one of the soldiers in the wing said getting nods from his fellow brothers in trauma

The northern personnel looked at them as if they were insane but didn't say a word. Since the general staff gave full reign on how the majors will train them... It was their fault as well since they asked for the same training the majors gave to her wing

But it was lowered down by a bit... To avoid getting more war maniacs