help I can't stop thinking of this ship
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Gold Ingot: What are you in the mood for?
Controlly: World domination.
Gold Ingot: That's a bit ambitious.
Controlly: You are my world.
Gold Ingot: Aww...
Controlly:
Gold Ingot:
Controlly:
Gold Ingot: OH.
Controlly: I feel like doing something stupid.
Gold Ingot: I’m stupid, do me.
Gold Ingot: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Controlly: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Gold Ingot: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Controlly: Is it working?
Gold Ingot: Hey, Controlly, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Controlly: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Gold Ingot: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Controlly: Can't really say I have.
Gold Ingot: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Controlly: Sorry, Gold Ingot. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Gold Ingot: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Controlly: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Gold Ingot: Bro-
Controlly: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Controlly: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Controlly: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Gold Ingot: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Controlly: That one. I want that one.
Controlly: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Gold Ingot: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Gold Ingot: Look, last night was a mistake.
Controlly: A sexy mistake.
Gold Ingot: No, just a regular mistake.
Gold Ingot, throwing their head into Controlly's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Controlly, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Gold Ingot: We have a problem.
Controlly: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Controlly: We’re getting married, bitches!
Gold Ingot: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Gold Ingot: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Controlly: This is a lie.
Controlly: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Controlly: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS!
Controlly: Know why I called you in here?
Gold Ingot: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Controlly: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺?
Gold Ingot: So you like cats?
Controlly: Yeah.
Gold Ingot: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Gold Ingot: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Controlly: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Gold Ingot: I don't know, surprise me!
Controlly: I like your new pants!
Gold Ingot: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Controlly: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Gold Ingot: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Controlly: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Gold Ingot: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Controlly.
Controlly: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
Gold Ingot: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Gold Ingot: Did it hurt when you fell-
Controlly: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Gold Ingot: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Controlly: ...
Gold Ingot: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Gold Ingot: Controlly, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Controlly, naked in Gold Ingot's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Gold Ingot, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
*Gold Ingot is crying after Loaf and Santa Hat's dissapearances*
Controlly: There there, Gold Ingot.
Gold Ingot, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Controlly: Great question—
Controlly: How much did you spend on this date?
Gold Ingot: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Controlly: I owe you one.
Gold Ingot: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Controlly: Talk dirty to me~
Gold Ingot: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Controlly: Wha-
Gold Ingot: The economy is in shambles.
Controlly: My hands are cold.
Gold Ingot: Here, let me hold them.
Controlly: My lips are cold too.
Gold Ingot: *covers Controlly's mouth with his hand*
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Humorthis will probably flop, but idc enjoy Also cursing lol
