Team Icy cuz yes

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by SavageB3

by SavageB3

Donut: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Gelatin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Donut: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Spongy: Actually I did the math, Gelatin would have $225, not $0.15.
Gelatin: Fam I’m right here....
Barf Bag: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Donut: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Barf Bag: Sorry I only have a dollar
Donut: :(
Spongy: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gelatin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Barf Bag: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Spongy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Firey Jr.: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Spongy: Apply juice to what
Bomby: Directly to the forehead
Gelatin: Great chat everyone

Donut: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Gelatin: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Spongy: More or less, I guess...
Barf Bag: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Firey Jr.: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Bomby: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Donut: Croissants: dropped
Gelatin: Road: works ahead
Spongy: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Barf Bag: Shavacado: fre
Firey Jr.: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Bomby:
Bomby, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

*The squad is over at Gelatin's house*
Donut: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Gelatin: ... N-No...
Gelatin, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Donut, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Spongy: I see a-
Gelatin, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Donut: Oh, well I-
Gelatin: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Gelatin, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Barf Bag: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Firey Jr.: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Gelatin: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Gelatin: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Gelatin, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Gelatin: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Bomby, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Gelatin:
Donut: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Gelatin:
Gelatin, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Gelatin: Hewwo.
Donut: Hihiiiiii!
Spongy: Greetings, Humans.
Firey Jr.: Three kinds of people.
Barf Bag: I want pudding.
Gelatin: Four kinds of people.
Bomby: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Firey Jr.: Five kinds of people.

Gelatin: Croissants: dropped
Donut: Road: works ahead
Spongy: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Barf Bag: Shavacado: fre
Firey Jr.: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Bomby:
Bomby, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Donut: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Gelatin: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Spongy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Barf Bag: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Firey Jr.: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Bomby:
Bomby: I have emotional scars.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Donut: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Gelatin: ...I did. I broke it.
Donut: No. No you didn't. Spongy?
Spongy: Don't look at me. Look at Barf Bag.
Barf Bag: What?! I didn't break it.
Spongy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Barf Bag: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Spongy: Suspicious.
Barf Bag: No, it's not!
Firey Jr.: If it matters, probably not, but Bomby was the last one to use it.
Bomby: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Firey Jr.: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Bomby: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Firey Jr.!
Gelatin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Donut.
Donut: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Firey Jr.: Donut... Spongy's been awfully quiet.
Spongy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Donut, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Donut: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Donut:
Donut: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Firey Jr.: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Gelatin: Nope, absolutely not.
Spongy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Barf Bag: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Firey Jr.: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Bomby: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Donut: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Gelatin: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Spongy: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Gelatin, learn to listen.
Barf Bag: What if it bites itself and I die?
Firey Jr.: That’s voodoo.
Bomby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Gelatin: That’s correlation, not causation.
Barf Bag: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Firey Jr.: That’s kinky.
Donut: Oh my God.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Donut: I can help you with it!
Gelatin: Yeah, sure.
Bomby: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Barf Bag: lol nope.
Spongy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Firey Jr.: *Read 5:55pm*

Spongy: Just be yourself.
Gelatin: 'Be myself'? Spongy, I have one day to win Donut over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Barf Bag: Couple weeks.
Firey Jr.: Six months.
Bomby: Jury’s still out.
Gelatin: See, Spongy?
Gelatin: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Donut: Time for plan G.
Gelatin: Don’t you mean plan B?
Donut: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Spongy: What about plan D?
Donut: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Barf Bag: What about plan E?
Donut: I’m hoping not to use it. Firey Jr. dies in plan E.
Bomby: I like plan E.

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