Penraser (pen x eraser{BFDI-TPOT})

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by SavageB3

by SavageB3

Eraser: Bro-
Pen: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Pen: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Pen: Are you trying to seduce me?
Eraser: Why, are you seducible?

Eraser: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Pen: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Eraser: That one. I want that one.

Eraser: We both look very handsome tonight.
Pen: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Eraser: I couldn't take that chance.

Pen: We have a problem.
Eraser: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Eraser: I like your new pants!
Pen: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Eraser: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Pen: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Eraser: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Pen: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eraser.

Pen: Well, Eraser and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Pen: That's right... We kissed!

Pen: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Eraser is? Because Eraser is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Pen: We’re getting married, bitches!
Eraser: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Pen walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Eraser, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Eraser, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Pen: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Eraser: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Eraser: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Pen: I wrote you a poem.
Eraser, already crying: You did?

Pen: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Eraser: What hints have you given them?
Pen: Well, I think about them a lot.
Pen: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Pen: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Eraser: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Pen: Seize the dick.

Pen: I’m in love with you.
Eraser: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Pen: I know.
Eraser: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Pen: Eraser, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Eraser, naked in Pen's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Pen, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Pen: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Eraser: Marry me.

Eraser: I feel like doing something stupid.
Pen: I’m stupid, do me.

Pen: Know why I called you in here?
Eraser: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Pen: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Eraser: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Pen: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Eraser: No, like, U R A Q T.
Pen: Awwww!

Pen, sweating: Eraser, there’s something I need to ask you-
Eraser: Finally! You’re proposing!
Pen: How’d you know?
Eraser: Pen, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Eraser: I even picked it up once.

Pen: You have to apologize to them Eraser.
Eraser: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Eraser: I owe you one.
Pen: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Pen: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Eraser: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Pen: I think I'm falling for you.
Eraser: Then get up.

Eraser: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Pen: Wow. They sound stupid.
Eraser: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Pen: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Eraser: I guess you’re right. Hey Pen, I love you.
Pen: See! Just say that!
Eraser: Holy fucking shit.
Pen: If that flies over their head then, sorry Eraser, but they're too dumb for you.
Eraser: Pen.