Jaeger: hey loona, well how should we end this
Blitzo: well I could splash water on them
Jaeger: as much as I would love to see that I got a better idea. Plug your ears
Jaeger takes a deep breath. An roars catching everyone attention.
Jaeger: Martha, Millie, break it up and shade spit Moxxie out
They do so as shade spits Moxxie out sending him into the Trash
Blitzo: impressive, okay so it seems there is much more tension then we thought
Martha: oh you think, what made you guess
Millie: blitzo I can work with anyone, I be glad to work with a legend like Jaeger, but I cannot work with someone like her. She was a target from one of our clients, she could stab us in the back
Martha: oh please if I wanted to, I would have ripped your boy toy spins out ages ago
Millie: just try it
Martha: maybe I will
Jaeger: ok, we know how that happen. But what about Moxxie
Moxxie: [walks over] well, as Millie and martha were arguing I notice shade
Loona: an the little fatty though it was a good idea to wake him up
Moxxie: I was just petting him, I heard of dreadbats not much seen one so close, I was fascinated
Jaeger: yeah shade doesn't like to be woken up
Blitzo: further proves my point, listen, growth is good an this team needs to be a well oiled fucking machine. An to do show we need some good old team bonding
Martha: like what trust falls
Millie: you first
Loona: not it
Jaeger: how about we go somewhere where we can blow off steam
Blitzo: I got just the place
Moxxie: an what would that be
Blitzo: you an your baby dick are about to find out. Gang pack your speedos, we're going to aqua land
Martha: aqua land
Millie:[gasp, starry eyes] Loo's aqualand!!!
Loona: oh fuck no not this again
Jaeger: really loo's aqualand, the water themed version of loo loo land another rip off of the higher up
Blitzo: yep that's the one
Jaeger:.... alright let's go
Moxxie: okay but what off shade
Jaeger: oh he could keep loona company
They all head out. Martha shut the door on Millie, as she growl an follow. With the gang gone loona typed on her phone. Then see notice shades leaning over her. He gets close and nuzzles her cheek, she smirks an strokes his fur.
Loo's Aqualand
Taking separate cars, the gang drives to the entrance of the amusement park. They walk out wearing their swimsuits. Moxxie wore a full on suit, Mille bikini, blitzo wear speedos. Jaeger stepped out wearing black, purple and red trunks. A Martha, change white to black.
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