Jaeger: hey loona, well how should we end this

Blitzo: well I could splash water on them

Jaeger: as much as I would love to see that I got a better idea. Plug your ears

Jaeger takes a deep breath. An roars catching everyone attention.

Jaeger: Martha, Millie, break it up and shade spit Moxxie out

They do so as shade spits Moxxie out sending him into the Trash

Blitzo: impressive, okay so it seems there is much more tension then we thought 

Martha: oh you think, what made you guess

Millie: blitzo I can work with anyone, I be glad to work with a legend like Jaeger,  but I cannot work with someone like her. She was a target from one of our clients, she could stab us in the back

Martha: oh please if I wanted to, I would have ripped your boy toy spins out ages ago

Millie: just try it

Martha: maybe I will

Jaeger: ok, we know how that happen. But what about Moxxie

Moxxie: [walks over] well, as Millie and martha were arguing I notice shade

Loona: an the little fatty though it was a good idea to wake him up

Moxxie: I was just petting him, I heard of dreadbats not much seen one so close, I was fascinated 

Jaeger: yeah shade doesn't like to be woken up

Blitzo: further proves my point, listen, growth is good an this team needs to be a well oiled fucking machine. An to do show we need some good old team bonding

Martha: like what trust falls

Millie: you first

Loona: not it

Jaeger: how about we go somewhere where we can blow off steam

Blitzo: I got just the place

Moxxie: an what would that be

Blitzo: you an your baby dick are about to find out. Gang pack your speedos, we're going to aqua land

Martha: aqua land

Millie:[gasp, starry eyes] Loo's aqualand!!!

Loona: oh fuck no not this again

Jaeger: really loo's aqualand, the water themed version of loo loo land another rip off of the higher up

Blitzo: yep that's the one

Jaeger:.... alright let's go

Moxxie: okay but what off shade

Jaeger: oh he could keep loona company 

They all head out. Martha shut the door on Millie, as she growl an follow. With the gang gone loona typed on her phone. Then see notice shades leaning over her. He gets close and nuzzles her cheek, she smirks an strokes his fur.

Loo's Aqualand 

Taking separate cars, the gang drives to the entrance of the amusement park. They walk out wearing their swimsuits. Moxxie wore a full on suit, Mille bikini, blitzo wear speedos. Jaeger stepped out wearing black, purple and red trunks. A Martha, change white to black.

 A Martha, change white to black

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