Peter was to lazy to put a shirt on
so he walked into the kitchen where all the avengers were in just sweatpants
Wanda was the first to notice and told vision to go somewhere else just to avoid any questions
Wanda - hey Pete you hungry or are you full from your midnight snack
(Peter had snuck in late at night and after fucking Harley he grabbed some Oreos)
Wanda was like his sister and was close to his age so she knew about him and Harley
Peter glared at her and sarcastically said haha
he walk over to the cereals and heard a gasp
Clint - Peter why does your back look so scratched up
everyone looked at him
Peter - a stray kitten did it when I was hanging out with Ned he had a nail stuck in his paw so I chased it down and took it to neds place but I was really sweaty so I took my shirt off to change into my spare when the cat attacked me
{} means in Peter's head
{wanda - so how'd it really happen}
{peter - teased Harley but changed my mind and us being kinky bitches and switches we fucked and we both ended up with these scratches}
Wanda - so Peter I get the whole cat thing but what about the bite marks
Peter shot her a look
{Wanda - don't tell me you haven't got and excuse for that}
{Peter - well I wasn't expecting us to be so rough that it'd be seeable}
Wanda - hey Peter are you sure your okay you have bite marks
Wanda said smirking acting innocent
Peter gave her a glare
Peter - yea the cat did the bite marks
Wanda - they look very human like
{Peter - you really trying to get me killed}
{Wanda - more like give everyone a heart attack because your not innocent}
Harley - Peter where are you I can't find my clothes all I can find are my pants and I need to get out before they all see me it's bad enough getting teased by Wanda when she sees me
Peter has given up caring the world wanted to expose him so he's going to roll with it
Wanda was ready for the chaos and tea
Harley walked into the kitchen and saw all avengers and froze
Peter just walked over to him went and hugged / picked him up
Wanda - wow Harley's able to walk this time by the look of it I expected him to be in a wheelchair for the rest of the month again but you still carry him
Tony - what the fuck is happening
Steve - language but yeah what's going on
Wanda - that's Pete's boyfriend who stayed the night
Tony - oh well... I have no idea how to react
the avengers were frozen I shock for the rest of the day
The End
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parley one-shots
FanfictionThe one-shots are really short so expect to be disappointed by them this will probably only have swear words and just suggest more mature things since I don't write smut and I'm not good at angst but if I end up writing any be warned it will probabl...
