Harley lives at stark tower
Peter isn't Spiderman or an intern
Harley and him met at midtown
no one knows about parley
it was family movie night so all avengers were there and some others
Harley got a call from Peter (they don't know who called him)which everyone told him to answer they'll wait since it was probably important
Harley hadn't noticed who it was
he was greeted by a flirty Peter
Harley's phone was already loud so everyone can hear the conversation from both sides
Harley doesn't realize that they can hear it
alright who's phone is ringing just answer it Steve said
sorry sorry it'll be quick Harley apologetically said
THE CONVERSATION ON THE PHONE
Harley - hello
Peter - Harley I'm really bored
Harley - that's not good last time you were bored I found all my shirts on the ceiling (he has clothes in Peter's room)
Peter - haha that was fun but I don't feel like doing that kind of mischief
Harley - oh and what kind do you want to do
Peter - remember last week that kind
Harley - oh OH well as much as that would be fun it's family movie night sorry but maybe another time soon very soon
Peter - aw that's disappointing but see you soon excited for the another time soon
CALL ENDED
alright unpause the movie I promise there's no more distractions
Harley what happened last week Tony said
nothing out of the ordinary Harley said trying not to be suspicious
didn't you have a limp said Clint
NO I didn't Harley said with a red face
Friday did Harley have a limp last week said pepper trying to resolve this
yes Harley did it was from being ******** active with Peter Parker
(* means muffled)
Friday I thought you didn't listen to conversations said Harley slightly shocked
why was it muffled Tony said pepper
Friday keeps things PG so anything that isn't is muffled Tony said slowly understanding
Natasha chuckled knowing from the start what it meant
looks like someones getting the birds and the bees talk Natasha said
nooooooo!!! screamed Harley
THE END
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parley one-shots
FanfictionThe one-shots are really short so expect to be disappointed by them this will probably only have swear words and just suggest more mature things since I don't write smut and I'm not good at angst but if I end up writing any be warned it will probabl...
