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midtown were invited to stark tower for a day to just hang out

and get to know the future of science and other careers that will benefit the world

they signed forms to not disclose any information from this visit

they've been informed that Harley is a personal intern even though he's there age

Steve - so what should we do

Cindy - never have I ever

they all agree

Steve - never have I ever had a dog

Cindy , Betty , Natasha and bucky put there finger down

after a few rounds

MJ - never have I ever fucked someone/been fucked by someone

MJ says trying to cause chaos

all avengers put a finger down aswell as some kids

peter didn't so MJ coughed

Peter then reluctantly put a finger down

everyone gasped except the avengers , Ned and obviously MJ

Betty - who ?!!!?

as that was said Harley walked in and said hi I'm Harley you must be midtown

Betty - MJ tell us who did Peter sleep with

Harley was slowly walking away when MJ dragged him next to Peter on the sofa

MJ - meet who Peter slept with

Peter - whyyyyy MJ

MJ - this is revenge for walking in on you guys making out in the lab and having me help hide the kink that you both have

peter - it's not a kink we had bitten eachother by mistake

MJ - multiple times on different days

MJ - the whole reason your wearing a turtleneck and a hoodie is because you have hickeys and bite marks

peter - whatever never have I ever slept with the Princess of wakanda

Cindy - wait why aren't the avengers fazed by this

Tony - this is everyday for us especially Peter and harley fucking despite me telling them to not fuck in the tower we even have a protocol in place so nobody walks in again

Ned - these two never spend a day without at least eye fucking if they can't be physically fucking

THE END

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