Today 11:01 PM
BD 🤍: I'm tooooo drunk
BD 🤍: I was talking to my therapist about how I don't really have that many real friends and she told me I should build new connections or try to build on some of the ones I already have
: And you're building on ones that you already have?
BD 🤍: Well kind of both
BD 🤍: I was at the mall and ran into some mom I remember from Beaus basketball season and after some talking she invited me out with her and her friends
: Are you having fun?
BD 🤍: Yess like these bitches are so cool and very ghetto bougie like me
BD 🤍: Plus we're all moms so they didn't even look at me crazy when I called out daughter an actual sociopath 😭
: I'm really happy for you
: You needed friends loserrrrr
BD 🤍: Says the bitch who's only friends are their sisters and cows
BD 🤍: AND YOUR KIDS because you definitely think those little bitches are your friends
: Shut up
: Where are you?
BD 🤍: This cool lounge like restaurant getting classy drunk
BD 🤍: Like see how I'm not saying anything about pussy or anything?
BD 🤍: I am horny though 🫤
BD 🤍: One of these bitches is BAD I might have to take her home
: Maybe don't
BD 🤍: Why? You want me baby? 😩🫦
: We should probably talk about something
BD 🤍: Not right now I'm having a good time
BD 🤍: I saw this post about why bald pussy is always wet
BD 🤍: But turns out it's because it doesn't have hair to protect it so it's always cleaning itself
: Wow do you don't have wet pussy syndrome?? 😧💔
: I feel like I've asked more than once why you're always wet
: But guess what
BD 🤍: What?
: Solange brought her "partner" home
: She said partner and everything
BD 🤍: I KNEW THAT GIRL WAS GAYYYYY
BD 🤍: Well she kissed me but this was the confirmation I needed
: ...
BD 🤍: Oops
BD 🤍: But I only have 3 girlfriends now 💔
: Who are your girlfriends?
BD 🤍: You, my bigga, and Kelly
BD 🤍: Kelly's my favorite and the cutest
: I'm definitely cuter than Kelly
BD 🤍: Yeah no
BD 🤍: You're adorable but Kelly is FINE
: 🫤
: I think I could be fine
