𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 • 𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘦

"𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦"

SUNGCHAN
sweet buckaroo

JOHNNY
haechan he's talking weird again

HAECHAN
it's literally just his side effect

YANGYANG
wait wait wait wait

YANGYANG
are you guys in a sesh without me

JENO
yeah

XIAOJUN
SEE I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDVE
INVITED YANG

MARK
the way me and jun weren't even
invited is CRAZY

HAECHAN
WE HAVE A MINIMAL
SUPPLY RIGHT NOW???? WE CAN
NOT AFFORD ANYTHING MORE ATM

TEN
ITS LITERALLY NOT THAT EXPENSIVE

JENO
I DONT SEE YOU HAVING SOME
WEED RN?? DO YOU?? genuine question.

TEN
I DO BUT IM NOT SHARING IT WITH
ANY OF YOU

YANGYANG
SO ARE YOU GOING TK SHARE IT
WITH YOUR NEW ROOMMATE??

JOHNNY
I THOUGHT SICHENG WAS YOUR
ROOMMATE?? SINCE WHEN DID
YOU GET A NEW ONE

MARK
OMG DUDE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
ASK YOU IF I COULD MOVE IN WITH
YOUUUUUU

SUNGCHAN
NOOOOO SMOKING BUDDYY💔💔💔

HAECHAN
WAIT SO YOU HAVE SOME
LEFT?? COMING THERE IMMEDIATELY.

TEN
IM SORRH BUT SLMEONE HERE
DECIDED TO DO THE WORK
FOR ME AND GOT ME A ROOMMATE
WHOS ALL THE WAY FROM THAILAND
WHCIH I DOMT RWALLU CARE CAUSE YK
BUT I DIDNT EXPECT TO HAVE A
GIRL AS A ROOMMATE

SUNGCHAN
IS SHE HOT

JENO
DONT ASK THOSE QUESTIONS

JENO
IS SHE SINGLE?? THATS THE REAL
QUESTION

MARK
dude's just looking for some love💔

XIAOJUN
yang can you do the same to me,
i want a hot roommate

HAECHAN
im sorry but im literally THE
hot roommate? you just dont
appreciate me enough

XIAOJUN
i dont want to

HAECHAN
im charging you an entry fee
when we smoke tgthr

JOHNNY
why didnt you just type out the
whole word

HAECHAN
bc its shorter

SUNGCHAN
IS SHE HOT?? CAN YOU ANSWER
THE QUESTION CHITTAPHON
LEECHAIYAPORNKUL

TEN
WHY THE FUCCKKK ARE YOU
SAYING MY WHOLE GOVERNMENT
NAME???

SUNGCHAN
BECAUSE YOURE NOT
ANSWERING EVERYTHING I
NEED TO KNOW

JENO
IS SHE SINGLE??????

TEN
I DONT KNOW

HAECHAN
he's def gatekeeping

HAECHAN
just so yk im about to be there so
you can give me the rest of your stuff

JENO
CAN YOU GIVE ME A ATRAUGHT
ANSWER

YANGYANG
WAIT SO SHE IS HOT

SUNGCHAN
BRUHDHD IM COMJ G TOO

TEN
PLUS SHE DOESNT EVEN SEEM
THAT INTERESTED IN DATING
ANYONE

HAECHAN
OH SK WHAT IM HEARING IS
THAT YOU SLEPT WITH HER ALREADY

TEN
WHAT YHE FUCK IS WRONG
WITH YOU??!! WHYA RE YOU
OUTTI G WORDS IN MY MOUTH
HAECHAB

HAECHAN
THATS BASICALLT WHAT
YOURE SAYING RIGHT NOW

TEN
NO IM NOT???

JOHNNY
wait so i can have sicheng as my
roommate now

TEN
yes

XIAOJUN
NO PLEAS EI WANT SICHENGE

HAECHAN
DO YOU FUCKING HATE ME

XIAOJUN
AND PROUD

HAECHAN
omg are we having our enemies
to lovers era

HAECHAN

XIAOJUN
gtfo.

MARK
HOW DOES SHE LOOK LIKE
LIKE DESCRIBE HER

TEN
ANLOT OF TATTOOS

SUNGCHAN
came fr

YANGYANG
LIKE IS SHE LIKE COVERED
UP IN THEM??

MARK
BROOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭
I NEED HER NOW😭😭😭😭😭

JENO
DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY SELF
RESPECT

JENO
TEN CAN YOU PLEAASSEEEE
SEND ME HER NUMBER
PLEASEEEE I BEG OF YOUUHH

TEN
you guys are animals.

SUNGCHAN
so what im hearing is you didnt
throw up and start crying when she
walked into the room. DO YOU EVEN
SUPPORT WOMEN?? WHY ARE YOU
NOT HER HER FEET BEGGING HER TO
BECOME A GODDESS SHE ALREADY IS

TEN
SUNGCHAN WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT😭😭

JENO
hes so real