Graystripe *on TV*: Graystripe's Café! We guarantee you won't leave without vomiting! *jingle music*
Nightstorm(Shadowartiststuff
Graystripe's café? *gets out iPhone 6* So many bad reviews!
Potatopaw(@eeveepop): I think we should go! Maybe they have potatoes!! I love potatoes!
Nightstorm: *hint sarcasm* I didn't notice! Especially not by your name!
Potatopaw:>:( Let's just go!
*at Graystripe's Café*
Potatopaw: This place is a dump!
Nightstorm: *steps in puke* ew....
Potatopaw: Why would they even BOTHER advertising this place?
Nightstorm: 'cos life.
Nightstorm and Potatopaw: *walk inside*
Graystripe: Welcome to Graystripe's Café! Table for two?
Nightstorm: yeah... just let us sit down!
Graystripe: Sit wherever you would like!
Potatopaw: *looks around* there isn't even any tables! Where do we sit?
Graystripe: What's the point of having tables? We're not animals!
Nightstorm: Yes Graystripe, yes we are.
Graystripe: Whatever, just sit on the floor!
Nightstorm and Potatopaw: *sit down where they are*
Graystripe: *gives them menus* what would you guys like to each*
Menu: *we have everything!*
Nightstorm: Everything? Do you have bananas?
Graystripe: No.
Potatopaw: Potatoes?
Nightstorm: Tacos?
Graystripe: No.
Nightstorm: Muffins?
Graystripe: No.
Potatopaw: PINEAPPLES????
Graystripe: No.
Nightstorm: COOKIES!!???
Potatopaw: POTATOES AND MOLASSES!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe:....No.
Nightstorm: It doesn't sound like you have everything!
Graystripe: *thinks for a second* Oh, wait... was it everything or nothing...?
Potatopaw: *facepaw*
Nightstorm: Let's get outta here!
Graystripe: No, wait! We do have waffles!
Potatopaw: You do?
Nightstorm: We'll take those!
Graystripe: Comin' right up!!
*a few minutes later*
Graystripe: Here are your DELICIOUS waffles!!
Potatopaw and Nightstorm: *start eating, then faces turn green*
Potatopaw: What are these waffles made of??
Graystripe: Dung! It's our specialty!
Nightstorm: I think I'm gonna be sick... *runs outside*
Potatopaw: *covers mouth and follows Nightstorm*
Potatopaw and Nightstorm: *le barf*
Graystripe: Graystripe's café! Where you're guaranteed not to leave without vomiting and having a horrible time!
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Warrior Cats Random Spoofs
HumorHey, guys! So lately I have been reading a lot of warrior cats spoofs, so I thought I would make one of my own. ENJOY!
